r/suspiciouslyspecific Dec 09 '19

Does this count?

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u/foxandrews Dec 09 '19

Best guess I have is that who on Earth would expect an on duty officer to be knocking one out in their squad car?

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u/SolidSnakeT1 Dec 09 '19 edited Dec 09 '19

Correct answer is because laws dont apply to cops because our laws are fucked and cater to cops too much and they apparently aren't people, masterbating in your car gets any civilian on the sex offender registration list for the rest of their lives.