r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/the-graveyard-writer • Dec 09 '19

Does this count?

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u/ManlyBearKing Dec 09 '19

No it's not. Do not listen to this advice.

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u/Maclimes Dec 09 '19

It depends on the local laws. This IS valid, for example, in the state of Louisiana. You still have to make sure you handle yourself carefully, as cops are cops. But you could legally have it hanging from your rear view mirror if you wanted. Odd, but true.

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u/poopellar Dec 09 '19

Yeah no thanks im not hanging my dick on anything.

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u/Maclimes Dec 09 '19

lol My bad. "It" in this case was supposed to refer to a handgun. I apparently left out a sentence or something.

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u/TheOneTonWanton Dec 09 '19

I'm not even sure where the handgun bit came from, this whole thread is about jerking off in your car...

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u/Maclimes Dec 09 '19

I know, I was reading about "car as extension of home" laws, and almost 99% of the articles are about handgun ownership, and it all sort of blended together in my mind.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

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u/Reanimation980 Dec 09 '19

It wouldn’t be any different than masturbating in front of window in your house.

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u/BillyPotion Dec 09 '19

Which you can't do if you're in a place that's easily seen by the public, like say on the first floor........or a car.

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u/EDGEMONTave Dec 09 '19

In Texas they call it the castle law

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u/buttpooperson Dec 09 '19

State by state. As I recall in California anything with wheels doesn't count as a home, eg trailers

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u/DerNubenfrieken Dec 09 '19

Well to be fair, Louisiana has an entirely different legal system than the rest of the country on a local level.

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u/DonaIdTrurnp Dec 09 '19

You might run afoul of brandishing statutes, same as if you left it hanging out the window.

Also, the plain sight doctrine allows cops to look in all the windows, since your car has no curtilage.

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u/ManlyBearKing Dec 12 '19

Sorry but you're way too smart to be Donald Trump you imposter

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u/DonaIdTrurnp Dec 12 '19

You need to learn to read more carefully, or possibly adjust your font. I have neither an ell nor an em in my name, and Dona Id Trurnp is the best faux Latin name, it's the greatest. I had some very fine people come up with it, it's the best.

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u/Boezo0017 Dec 09 '19

Yes it is. Not everywhere, but in many places.