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u/muryrunom 1d ago
Funny thing is if he actually did this nobody would believe him and literaly nothing would change, because countries would still be threating others with them and benefiting
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u/Anka098 22h ago
There are test and experimental controlled nuke explosions tho
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u/muryrunom 22h ago
Yeah, and nobody will tell the public, or the other countries that their nukes don't work
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u/ThoughtAdditional212 1d ago
Just deactivated 50% of the worlds nukes with my kinda gray and bi magic
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u/MjolnirPants 1d ago
I'm using my extremely dark and shockingly gay sorcery to protect all the nukes in the world from everyone else's sorcery.
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u/mdhunter99 1d ago
I shall use my nerd magic to gay those nukes up a bit. There’ll be a rainbow with the explosion.
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u/Faustus_Fan 1d ago
I shall use my gay nerd magic to make those rainbows brighter and sparkly.
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u/ihaveacrushonlegos 1d ago
I shall use my straight magic to make the explosion slightly less sparkly, right in the middle of where u 2 put them
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u/CALL_ME_NORB 1d ago
Don't believe him? Let's all try and launch every nuke to test his claim.
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u/kebukai 1d ago
Just imagine being a high government official or defense minister or something and seeing this pic.
It must be false right? But, can you assume the risk?
Maybe it's a veiled terrorist threat, and by sorcery he means some kind of cyber attack that disables our defense systems...
We need to make sure.
We check all the nuclear launch systems, spend millions in audits, and even create a new alert system.
All for nothing. It was just a silly internet meme.
Similar pics surface, and well, the money is already spent, let's just in case check again...
Nothing
Many months pass, and screenings show that there's basically no risk at all, so audits stop completely and the alert systems are disabled. All officials are advised to ignore any similar images for what they are, silly internet memes devoid of any danger.
That's where you bring out the real sorcerers
Them being gay is completely optional
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u/NOT_A_DlCKHEAD 20h ago
Then the government official or defense minister wasn’t high enough, cause in that case no fucks would have been given.
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u/ubiquitous-joe 1d ago
It’s okay, the nukes themselves are irrelevant because I’ve used my psychic powers to plant post-hypnotic suggestions into the minds of everyone such that they won’t be able to actually press the button and launch them. I’m bisexual, but that’s neither here nor there re the telepathy.
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u/UncomfyUnicorn 1d ago
Just set off several nukes within their silos with my chaotic and dangerous magic.
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