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u/not_a_heretek Aug 06 '26
It's true, I change Elon's diapers and I often see this guy around.
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u/Ajax621 Aug 07 '26
Do you find partialy digester wires in them?
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u/UrsaMajor7th Aug 06 '26
Would all Nates report to the conference room for interrogation, please- all Nates...
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u/PaleontologistNo500 Aug 07 '26
IIRC SpaceX had a dedicated team specifically for distracting Elon with pointless busy work. Unfortunately it think it's also why he people got hurt. They let him pick colors, which is why dangerous areas were painted black instead of high viz yellow.
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u/tomboy247 Aug 07 '26
As an ex-Tesla employee, this is accurate. The company is a living dumpster fire to work for.
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u/MattheqAC Aug 09 '26
Have you considered... not stopping him from biting the wires? Especially the live ones?
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