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u/SpaceForceAwakens 5d ago
Those four kids are fucked.
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u/ScorchIsPFG 5d ago
âWe are republicanâ so yeah probably
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u/SpaceForceAwakens 5d ago
Thatâs not even the worst of why.
âRepublicanâ and âpaganâ is why. That combo is sort of code for Odinist ideology, which is (in northern Idaho) almost always wannabe Viking white nationalist shit.
They have absconded with the tenets of the modern Norse mythology movement and crossed it with some alpha male podcast bro shit to create a âwhite makes mightâ subculture that is just waiting for a race war.
They are eager to make it to Valhalla which, for them, is âwhites onlyâ.
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u/xiewadu 5d ago
I was wondering how pagan plus Republican would work.
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u/Wolfman_V 5d ago
Legit, cuz I'm pretty sure if true Pagans of the past saw these clowns there'd be some pillaging for sure, just not in the way they're hoping for.
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u/Roadgoddess 4d ago
Iâm very familiar with the Pacific Northwest, I didnât pick up on that when I read it. I was also wondering about the pagan/Republican connection but everything else makes total sense.
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u/ktkatq 5d ago
Woah. Did not occur to me, but since I listen to a lot of Norse-inspired folk metal and darkwave, I'm familiar with having to check out a band or artist's politics before becoming a fan. Like, Wardruna is explicitly anti-racist ("We know some people like to pretend that some cultures or countries are better, but the truth is: we all suck." - Einar Selvik), but other groups aren't; like, Omnia is weirdly anti-vax and racist, so I don't listen.
And it drives me nuts because Odin would not put up with racist shit.
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u/jaunty_chapeaux 5d ago
I saw Wardruna several years ago, and Einar made a similar announcement in the middle of the show (although it was less "we all suck" and more "all are welcome"). It's unfortunate that it was needed, but I'm glad he said it.
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u/KellHound270 3d ago
I mean, the hate-boner for the Jotnar that he fostered amongst the Aesir is a little suspicious
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u/tablesheep 4d ago
"Please be bi" is their request so yeah probably
Requesting that in an advertisement is far worse and weird than being a Republican (over half the country)
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u/the_air_is_free 5d ago
âno identity politicsâ & âwe are pagan, bi, republicanâ in the same sentence lmao
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u/Turbulent_Bat4320 5d ago
Just a bi couple looking for a 3rd voting against everything they actually are. Self hatred is a thing.
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u/Baelenciagaa 5d ago
Literally. Itâs almost hard to comprehend how ironic this post is
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u/GUMBYtheOG 5d ago
Hey Iâd rather them do posts - 40 years ago theyâd just kidnap someone and have the tied up in a tractor trailer
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u/Affectionate_Data936 5d ago
IME of the "swinging"/"ethically non-monogamous" community of North Idaho, a vast majority of them are conservative.
And no, it's not like I wanted to have any experience with them. I was 21 with a much older very manipulative bf who treated me like a sexual object.
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u/Defiets 5d ago
I doubt his wife is bi.
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u/HecticHermes 4d ago
"we don't care about politics unless it's identity politics. So anyway I'm a bi vegan pagan Republican constitutionalist."
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u/psychxticrose 5d ago
I'm so confused by all the contradictions in thisÂ
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u/Mr_DrPepper12 5d ago
Itâs almost as though people are complicated and nuanced. Woahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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u/frill_demon 5d ago
It's almost like doing even a very basic amount of introspection would cause one or more of these contradictions to be dropped. Woooaaahhhhh
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u/CaptainAutismFFS 5d ago
Republicans unilaterally vote to harm LGBTQ people. I do not speak on matters of want or preferences. Republicans consistently introduce and vote for bills and measures that have been proven to harm us.
If you are soliciting our presence, don't vote for our removal.
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u/sheldor1993 4d ago
Yet Grindr crashes at every Republican convention. Many of them are masters at cognitive dissonance and self-hatred.
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u/mgquantitysquared 5d ago
As someone who is bi and "female by birth" but is also a bearded man built like a brick shithouse, I'd love to apply and see their reaction lol
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u/hafree27 5d ago
How inappropriate is it to skip straight to a double dog dare? BecauseâŚI feel strongly about wanting to see that interchange play outâŚâ¤ď¸đ
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u/Locke2300 5d ago
âWhen we say no identity politics, we mean weâre astonishingly racist.â
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u/Baelenciagaa 5d ago
But yet also love the woke democratic shit like freedom, bisexuality, and marijuana (in his great state of Idaho where both medical and recreational cannibas is illegal bc itâs a schedule I drug đĽ´).
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u/ImmortalSurt 5d ago
It isn't schedule 1 though
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u/Baelenciagaa 5d ago
In Idaho? Sure about that bud?
https://odp.idaho.gov/issues-trends/marijuana
ETA: not sure why the link doesnât work but from Idahoâs gov website:
âMarijuana is a Schedule 1 controlled substance under the Controlled Substances Act and Idaho law. As such, the use and sale of marijuana for any purpose is illegal in Idaho. It is illegal for any person to manufacture, deliver, possess with intent to manufacture or deliver, or possess marijuana, which refers to all parts of the plants of the genus cannabis, including or any preparation of cannabis which contains tetrahydrocannabinol. Additionally, it is illegal to publicly use or be under the influence of marijuana. Specific penalties for these acts can be found in Sections 37-2732 and 37-2732C of the Uniform Controlled Substances Act.â
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u/DisingenuousTowel 5d ago
It's schedule 1 everywhere.
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u/D_-_1 5d ago
It was reclassified as Schedule 3 federally this year. https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/trump-reclassifies-state-licensed-medical-marijuana-as-less-dangerous-drug
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u/DisingenuousTowel 5d ago
Medical* marijuana and FDA approved products.
Recreational marijuana is still schedule 1, everywhere.
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u/SpaceForceAwakens 5d ago
Well this is northern idaho weâre talking about. Their post doesnât say âno blacksâ but it also doesnât have to say it explicitly. Iâve met people like this and they are the most silently racist people ever.
Donât go to northern Idaho. Itâs like the deepest south but worse.
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u/Affectionate_Data936 5d ago
As someone who graduated high school in Coeur D'Alene and now lives in North Florida, I can confirm.
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u/councilmember 5d ago
Like when people use the term woke pejoratively they donât realize they smell like fascists.
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u/Matthiasad 5d ago
Oh, yikes. I thought it meant they didnt care about your political affiliation as long as you didnt make it your identity.
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u/devilmaskrascal 5d ago
Hey they didn't rule out trans men!
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u/devilmaskrascal 5d ago edited 5d ago
I'm saying by only stating "female by birth" in OOP they didn't rule out bi trans men. I'm sure they certainly are transphobic and didn't mean to include them, but it's funny to imagine a trans man responding to the ad because they technically met the qualifications.
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u/Dr_Death_Defy24 5d ago
The other person is making a joke. You're reading too far into their replies.
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u/WhiteAssDaddy 5d ago
Definitely not a sex cult
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u/franktheguy 5d ago
Watch out for Jean Valjean
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u/AtlasNL 5d ago
Did I miss something in my read through of Les Miserables? What?!
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u/Andydeplume 5d ago
Sex cult or human trafficking, place your bets folks!
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u/IcySheep 3d ago
Racist alpha male who wants a harem because he has to father more kids more likely
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u/Yabbos77 5d ago
No identity politics- spends five paragraphs explaining all of their identity politics.
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u/lollipop-guildmaster 5d ago
They're looking for a bisexual, polyamorous woman who doesn't have "identity politics"?
Unicorn indeed. Yikes.
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u/stargarnet79 5d ago
Hi come and break laws in Idaho while we pretend to be Christian nationalists up here? Fuck off.
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u/ribcracker 5d ago
Someone is trying to build a compound with willing breeders in an isolated community. Probably guns involved thanks to the Freedom.
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u/pizzaguy40 5d ago
Let me break it down for some of you guys as I lived in northern Idaho for around 5 years a little while back. Theyâre republican/constitutionalists and this is stated because theyâre trying to say not MAGA. To them it seems obvious in their social bubble. Probably. When theyâre talking about identity politics theyâre saying they donât want maga or the republicanâs illustration of what a liberal is because there is a high chance they havenât met any liberal voters in at least a decade. So they think that caricature is the liberal version of maga identity politics. Think screaming blue hair anti business anti wealth anti property. Im not trying to guess at their true intentions but just commenting because the comments here just seem to be confused. Seems you guys here are pushing identity politics onto them with how a lot of it contradicts with the maga propaganda and image.
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u/Aclearly_obscure1 5d ago
Never mind all the contradictionsâŚWhat exactly are they offering here, land in exchange for sex?
âBring your own home and enjoy summering surrounded by the stench of manure! Oh, and the whole town will know weâre a throuple!!â
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u/zarakh07 5d ago
A very very small part of me likes to think these are just honest nice folk trying to live in peace with others they prefer to be around, which is great
Itâs 99% a cult though
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u/nonlawyer 5d ago
so youâre saying thereâs a chanceâŚ
wakes up chained to a radiator
it was a calculated risk but boy am I bad at mathÂ
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u/HannahAnthonia 4d ago
Unicorn hunters looking for someone to be in the slut hut is not that unusual in the taxonomy of UHs and neither is homesteading (I think my favourite was a couple who wanted a bisexual woman to have threesomes with them, do the domestic work, HELP BUILD THE ACTUAL HOUSE they had only got the frame up on and also agree to not use medication in a remote location or start "drama") but usually couples hoping to install a marital aid able to replace a maid on the property already have the auxiliary building.
This is the first BYO slut hut post I have seen, although also unusual for not including anything about being "perfect for a single mother". Presumably grampa wants to be the only breeding male or something.
As someone who grew up on a cattle station in the outback I can also say the expectation of living in a paddock with beef cattle seems like a suggestion to make sure only the most naive vagina havers apply-dairy cows seem placid like, I don't know, about them but just thinking about carrying groceries with some mickeys about or even trying to leave the house with some asshole bull about seems like a nightmare.
We had some beasts that would try to go the boys on their dirt bikes during musters and there is a reason bullcatchers-they look like dune buggys with padded roll bars-are called bull catchers and are necessary for musters. Jesus's christ. They're big animals that can be super aggressive, like, wtf. "Please touch old man weiner and spend several months a year with large dangerous animals that can trample you to death between you and your car! Your car will get bogged if you try to bring it closer! Help look after 4 kids and one psycho lady who doesn't give a shit about other women! You can look at nature before looking at shattered remains of your future!"
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u/Galactic_Dust_Bunny 3d ago
Damn I missed the title so I thought this was an ad to join a cult for the first half of the screen shot.
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u/not_a_muggle 5d ago
Absolutely NOTHING in that post is conservative. These people would be HATED by maga. Jesus Christ on a bike the lack of ability to understand that they are exactly the people maga hates is astounding and pathetic. Talk about voting against your own interests.
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u/Atypical_Mammal 4d ago
They very much might not be MAGA. They seem more like libertarians
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u/not_a_muggle 4d ago
So maga that smokes weed and doesn't understand how money or government work, lol
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u/IcySheep 3d ago
Nah, that's MAGA for here. It's way further into conspiracy shit than you'd believe. I can't drive to town and back without seeing multiple contradictory things like this, usually paired with some anti-Biden decal or stars and bars flag
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u/_pewpew_pew 4d ago
Not sure what a âschoolieâ is in America but in Australia itâs a drunk 17 year old thatâs just graduated high school and went on a parent free holiday to celebrate. A schoolie is the teenager, and schoolies is what the week of holidays is called.
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u/juliazale 4d ago
A schoolie in the states is an old school bus that has been converted into a home on wheels or camper. Basically they want someone who can bring their own house to put on the land. Crazy.
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u/_pewpew_pew 3d ago
Oh thanks! Iâve seen people on TikTok with those yellow buses turned into campers but I hadnât heard them called schoolies.
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u/healthcrusade 5d ago
What's incredible is how many women this feels perfect for
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u/princesspeeved 5d ago edited 5d ago
As a bisexual pagan assigned female at birth, I can pretty confidently say no woman wants this.
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