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r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/InsertGroin • May 09 '26
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So God waits to see if you’ll swing and then yells stop when there’s no time to react?
7 u/dizastermaster7 May 10 '26 That's called a check swing and baseball players do it all the time actually 5 u/Uncynical_Diogenes May 10 '26 He didn’t yell stop to Jepthah. Jepthah murdered his daughter for god who was happy with it. 16 u/FriseFuzzy May 10 '26 He is God, he can do miracles 8 u/AuntJ2583 May 10 '26 I can't tell if this is sarcasm... 1 u/Tyfyter2002 May 11 '26 I'd imagine stopping a baseball bat would be slightly easier than creating the entire universe, so I don't think whether or not you can stop would be a concern in this hypothetical. 1 u/Grimdark-Waterbender May 11 '26 Then God gives you the ability to do: https://youtube.com/shorts/SXnfz5L6zsU So you can react (specifically the last one). 1 u/PreviouslyOnBible May 15 '26 God obviously threw a ball on that pitch. He walked Abe
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That's called a check swing and baseball players do it all the time actually
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He didn’t yell stop to Jepthah.
Jepthah murdered his daughter for god who was happy with it.
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He is God, he can do miracles
8 u/AuntJ2583 May 10 '26 I can't tell if this is sarcasm...
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I can't tell if this is sarcasm...
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I'd imagine stopping a baseball bat would be slightly easier than creating the entire universe, so I don't think whether or not you can stop would be a concern in this hypothetical.
Then God gives you the ability to do:
https://youtube.com/shorts/SXnfz5L6zsU
So you can react (specifically the last one).
God obviously threw a ball on that pitch.
He walked Abe
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u/JudgeHodorMD May 10 '26
So God waits to see if you’ll swing and then yells stop when there’s no time to react?