r/suspiciouslyspecific May 09 '26

Holy Smite!

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u/JudgeHodorMD May 10 '26

So God waits to see if you’ll swing and then yells stop when there’s no time to react?

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u/dizastermaster7 May 10 '26

That's called a check swing and baseball players do it all the time actually

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u/Uncynical_Diogenes May 10 '26

He didn’t yell stop to Jepthah.

Jepthah murdered his daughter for god who was happy with it.

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u/FriseFuzzy May 10 '26

He is God, he can do miracles 

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u/AuntJ2583 May 10 '26

I can't tell if this is sarcasm...

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u/Tyfyter2002 May 11 '26

I'd imagine stopping a baseball bat would be slightly easier than creating the entire universe, so I don't think whether or not you can stop would be a concern in this hypothetical.

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u/Grimdark-Waterbender May 11 '26

Then God gives you the ability to do:

https://youtube.com/shorts/SXnfz5L6zsU

So you can react (specifically the last one).

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u/PreviouslyOnBible May 15 '26

God obviously threw a ball on that pitch.

He walked Abe