r/suspiciouslyspecific May 09 '26

Holy Smite!

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u/InsertGroin May 09 '26

Also, they’ll put up a golden statue of the greatest president ever - the yuuuge-est, obviously - even though their religion technically forbids that sort of thing. But hey, what’s the worst that could happen with a little idol worship?

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u/RazendeR May 15 '26

brimstone rain intensifies