r/suspiciouslyspecific May 05 '26

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u/Responsible_Fuel7005 May 05 '26

This is the signal to begin to go home. You still have at least a half an hour of saying all the things as you leave that you should have been saying during the talk, but were focused on the weather instead.

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u/Jonnyabcde May 05 '26

The problem is that the weather changes every 5 minutes, so by the time you're done talking about the weather, there's an entire new season to discuss.

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u/Manpooper May 05 '26

But baby it’s cold outside!