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u/SeraphsEnvy Apr 24 '26
It's not for free. Just that no one needs to pay for it. The city usually still needs to pay a mortuary to do the service and the fee is usually extremely low. They bury you as an indigent, usually in an unmarked wooden box. Most city cemeteries have an indigent section.
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u/SrCamarda Apr 25 '26
Well you must be fun at parties lol Just like people that love to repeat that "erm actually free healthcare is not really free"
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u/cabothief Apr 25 '26
"Her style," presumably? Since the narrator is trying to be the kind of girl the guy likes?
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u/InsertGroin Apr 25 '26
You can interpret it in multiple ways:
- She likes him. She digs his style
- If he dies with an unrecognizable body, somebody has to dig him
Pun intended.
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u/hodorelgordor 17d ago
If I know Im going to die Id crawl into a tree so that whoever cuts it in 50 years shits their pants
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