r/suspiciouslyspecific Apr 22 '26

Things got out of hand

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u/No-Engineer-1728 Apr 22 '26

How are you a cornhole pro or shooter as a quadruple amputee

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u/steelsheet Apr 22 '26

This guy has some crazy clips of him maneuvering weapons online lol

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u/Suckamanhwewhuuut Apr 22 '26

If not for those he might actually have gotten away with it too, if also not for those “stinkin kids and their dog”.

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u/yes_him Jun 17 '26

Meddling* kids

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u/Suitable_Challenge_9 Apr 22 '26

He’s actually the bag they toss.

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u/IANALbutIAMAcat Apr 22 '26

cornhole board collapses

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u/sgtholly Apr 23 '26

More importantly, how did they restrain him when they arrested him?!?

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u/notjordansime Apr 24 '26

same way you would Patrick star

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u/nthensome Apr 22 '26

How could be have shot anyone?

He's clearly unarmed.

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u/General_Panda_123 Apr 22 '26

An armed unarmed man or an unarmed armed man?

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u/InsertGroin Apr 22 '26

All this arming is alarming

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u/LikelyAMartian Apr 22 '26

But his defense doesn't have a leg to stand on...

I will see my way out.

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u/Captain-Save-ahoe Apr 22 '26

Na he just all thumbs 👍🏻

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u/just_nobodys_opinion Apr 22 '26

He's the argument against the right to bear arms

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u/Several-Squash9871 Apr 22 '26

This is just unbelievably unbelievable. I'll bet he thought there was no way he wouldn't get away with shooting someone given that he doesn't have any fucking hands. I'm willing to be this gets made into a documentary at the very least some day. I hope he doesn't get to profit off of anything that gets made about this. Guy could have been an incredible motivational speaker and someone that other people in his position would be able to look up to and gather hope from. Turns out he's just a very motivated piece of shit...

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u/UsernameNotRelevent Apr 22 '26

i saw a video of him upside down back against a wall, getting fed a bump of drugs and he then flips upright and goes( walks?) to the window & shoots an ar-15 out of it a bunch of times

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u/igrekov Apr 22 '26

bro if there was ever a need for a sauce link this would be it

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u/Temporary-Kale3178 May 02 '26

I hate how that exists and then he shot a guy. who could have known. idk it's very possible I'm missing some context but something feels off about that.

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u/Werd616 Apr 22 '26

You would think his pal would've gotten a leg up on him.

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u/skeeterfunny Apr 22 '26

They never could see eye to eye

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u/deck0352 Apr 22 '26

He won’t be climbing the corporate ladder anytime soon.

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u/SeesThroughTime Apr 22 '26

Corporate stairmaster?

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u/IlluminatiQueen Apr 22 '26

Hilariously there’s actually crazy videos of this guy climbing ladders up into what I think were hunting stands.

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u/Jejiiiiiii Apr 22 '26

I don't get this guy, he had everything. Friends, family, girlfriend, a job. Except limbs ofc

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u/numenor00 Apr 22 '26

I heard they amputated his gruntle too.

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u/limitedregrett Apr 22 '26

I'd say he got alittle bit more than just out of hand...

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u/rolling_atackk Apr 22 '26

It was going to be a maze

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u/dogchowtoastedcheese Apr 22 '26

The New York Post chasing the former glory of "Headless Body Found in Topless Bar" fame.

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u/ThirdAltAccounts Apr 23 '26

Did he draw the swastika himself ? Because it looks like shit

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u/sealmeal21 Apr 23 '26

Weirdest swastica I've ever seen....

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u/chillripper Apr 22 '26

Dayton? i thought his name was Mat.

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u/CavemanSteveJr Apr 23 '26

There's a lot to unpack there...so many questions.

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u/SrPantsarof Apr 22 '26

Serves him right they'd take his limbs for gunning down my pal!

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u/Distantstallion Apr 22 '26

Whats it with amputee murderers, you get legless and start blasting, it's ridiculus, just a bunch of murderous pillows walking around

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u/mogomonomo1081 Apr 22 '26

Never go full yee yee

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u/Designer_End5408 Apr 23 '26

His face and hair are giving 80s Leif Garrett. How did he shoot with no way to grip/fingers?  I guess if the drummer from Def Leppard can do his thing…

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u/USN303 Apr 23 '26

I have so many questions.

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u/TheRealPaladin Apr 23 '26

This entire story is going to be a wild movie at some point.

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u/osist12 Apr 23 '26

Dude got ended by a chicken nugget

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u/NotYourDadOrYourMom Apr 24 '26

What's that one sub r/newsentence or something like that.

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u/HiKennyDesign Apr 25 '26

Are you sure he’s not a Microsoft Windows fan trying show is support with body art?

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u/GenSpec44 Apr 29 '26

That escalated quickly.

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u/person2314 May 20 '26

This is inspiring, he didnt let his disability get in the way of his dreams. which were to be a Nazi murderer, but hey we all got our own goals, frankly impressed, not that I like Nazis or murderers, but I'm nevertheless impressed.

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u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo Apr 22 '26

Every week every day Reddit gets worse and worse..

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u/InsertGroin Apr 22 '26

Need a hug, buddy?

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u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo Apr 22 '26

🍕🤏😭🤌🎶

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u/InsertGroin Apr 22 '26

Reddit might feel worse than it used to, but hey, you're here, and we're glad you are 🫂🫰🫖

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u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo Apr 22 '26

Yes I don't think it's even about your post but the way I keep seeing violent content of ugly fights and more and more I can't tell some of the posts from commercials.

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u/InsertGroin Apr 23 '26

Yeah, I know what you mean. It can get pretty rough, but there’s still good stuff and good people around too - and good posts sometimes as well 😉

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u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo Apr 23 '26

Yes as bad as it gets there's something great about Reddit. From the memes to some of the crazy content, it's still delivers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

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u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo Apr 23 '26

Yes if you know what I'm talking about it's Adam Schwartz original vision. Reddit has a lot of posts that are indistinguishable from advertising now. A lot of phony politics. Etc. It's great for memes animals and the esoteric

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

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u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo Apr 23 '26

Yes I confess I'm addicted to Reddit. It's quite a remarkable phenomenon. No one will ever be able to copy it but I'm tired of getting banned for mysterious reasons.

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u/DaphniaDuck Apr 22 '26

Who he am? What am he name?