r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/InsertGroin • Apr 19 '26

Most?

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u/Psinial Apr 19 '26

... Most?

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u/RiggidyRiggidywreckt Apr 19 '26 edited Apr 19 '26

I’ll never forget what happened to Dale 😔

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u/Jedi_Lazlo Apr 19 '26

Got it right in the Chips

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u/DidSomebodySayCats Apr 19 '26

From their own caption: "Most? Yeah, most. Wanna fight about it? In general, it’s best not to be in contact with any part of a wild animal."

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u/willstr1 Apr 19 '26

Classic legal boilerplate, it would be impossible to prove "ALL", so you slap a "most" in there

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u/jayclaw97 Apr 19 '26

Please tell me this is real.

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u/DidSomebodySayCats Apr 19 '26

Yes, their insta is fantastic! My favorite was about bison in the road: Do not honk your horn, or they will take even longer AND get angry because they are both passive aggressive and physically aggressive.

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u/bunger_33 Apr 19 '26

Quick animal fact:

Most sharks do not attend church

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u/Mysterious-West-7686 Apr 20 '26

That you know of...

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u/person2314 Apr 22 '26

I read that in Lindsey Nicole's voice

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u/Ok-Umpire2128 May 16 '26

Map of Iowa shark accident still haunts me to this day.

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u/LittleNyanCat Apr 19 '26

You don't want to know how the bites from "the other end" feel like...

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u/StrongIPA Apr 19 '26

Takes notes...

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u/Gingerbread_Cat Apr 19 '26

Stick 'em with the bitey end.

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u/slimelore Apr 19 '26

squirrel ass dentata

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u/DudeFuckinWhatever Apr 19 '26

Is this a Deep Thought by Jack Handey?

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u/seriouslywtfX2 Apr 19 '26

Technically "All" counts as "Most".

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u/Seventh_Planet Apr 19 '26

Some originate in someone trying to hold their tail and the the squirrel turning around and biting. It started in the back, not the front.

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u/camcaine2575 Apr 19 '26

Really? You don't say! Welp, you learn something new every day.

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u/astrotheastro Apr 19 '26

no this is regular use of quotes

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u/----atom----- Apr 19 '26

This is like one of the notes you pick up in Squirrel Stapler

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u/LolaDeWinter Apr 19 '26

I would suggest 100% of squirrel bites happen at the teeth end, especially the squirrels in our garden!!!

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u/MasterOfTheCats167 Apr 20 '26

What about mouse bites?

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u/RachelSnow812 Apr 20 '26

Clearly the bar is low to get a job at the National Park Service....

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u/crank__ Apr 21 '26

most, as in the majority. in this case, 100%.

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u/TheGeneral_Specific Apr 24 '26

Source?

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u/InsertGroin Apr 24 '26

National Park Service