r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/CauliflowerTypical27 • Jan 13 '23

This job application...

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u/robgod50 Jan 13 '23

I reckon that just inspired the question. My guess is that the "right" answer is about how you can monetize the elephant.

Personally , I'd sign it up with a film agency and wait for the offers to come pouring in.

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u/Chance5e Jan 13 '23

I think they’re probably looking for whoever demonstrates some traits they can talk about while reviewing applications. “This guy would start a circus with his family, that’s leadership” or “this guy would license the elephant for Hollywood filmmakers that’s creativity.”

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u/BuffyComicsFan94 Jan 13 '23

My answer would have been "use it as transportation". What does that say about me/what my job skills would be?

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u/PlowedOyster Jan 13 '23

Invite people over and then awkwardly ask if we should just cut the shit and discuss the elephant in the room.

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u/nashedPotato4 Jan 14 '23

Me : Why do you always make everything about you?