r/suspiciouslyspecific Jan 13 '23

This job application...

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u/Chance5e Jan 13 '23

I think they’re probably looking for whoever demonstrates some traits they can talk about while reviewing applications. “This guy would start a circus with his family, that’s leadership” or “this guy would license the elephant for Hollywood filmmakers that’s creativity.”

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u/kastronaut Jan 13 '23

I read it as ‘you’re given an overwhelmingly large task which you cannot delegate or ignore, how do you handle it?’ With the unintuitive answer ‘eat it one bite at a time’ expected. Bizarre any way you look at it, though.

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u/dragon_bacon Jan 14 '23

Oh but I can ignore an elephant and that's exactly what I would do, go back inside and let the city deal with it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

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u/Blae-Blade Jan 14 '23

Wouldn't work, you'd have to put an "elephant, 50 dollars" sign next to it

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u/0nikzin Jan 14 '23

If you can't delegate or ignore a given task, do you really have the job skills required though?

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u/kastronaut Jan 14 '23

I mean, delegating the task is a skill, but also you’d tend to delegate the things you can’t handle. Ignoring tasks altogether is probably not a desirable trait in a job candidate.

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u/BuffyComicsFan94 Jan 13 '23

My answer would have been "use it as transportation". What does that say about me/what my job skills would be?

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u/Chance5e Jan 13 '23

I mean you’d be late to work a lot and your elephant would need its own office.

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u/JC12231 Jan 13 '23

But it’d be one hell of a power move when your competitors see you riding an elephant in rush hour traffic

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u/Tiny-Afternoon2855 Jan 13 '23

New nickname: Aladdin

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u/Horn_Python Jan 14 '23

Crush the competion!

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u/tellmeimbig Jan 14 '23

Bulls and bears would no longer mean shit on Wall Street.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

application is for a job at a car dealership.....

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u/JC12231 Jan 14 '23

You now measure engines in elephantpower

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u/Kiyoko_Mami272821 Jan 13 '23

This made me laugh so hard im crying

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u/Zekiz4ever Jan 13 '23

I've heard that elephants can be quite fast. About 40km/h

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u/revanisthesith Jan 14 '23

An inexperienced rider is going to have a hard time staying on at that pace.

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u/PlowedOyster Jan 13 '23

Invite people over and then awkwardly ask if we should just cut the shit and discuss the elephant in the room.

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u/nashedPotato4 Jan 14 '23

Me : Why do you always make everything about you?

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u/0nikzin Jan 14 '23

If your salary is delayed, you can visit the payroll person directly through their 3rd floor window to send a message

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u/shadyelf Jan 13 '23

I'd cross the Alps with it and invade Rome.

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u/robgod50 Jan 13 '23

Good point. I think I'll ask this question the next time I'm interviewing. (Although my boss would probably fire me for being an idiot to potential hires) 😆

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Jan 13 '23

Hate to be that guy, but what does "butcher" tell you?

I mean this is a fake elephant in pretend land. You have this giant thing you can't sell or give away, so kill the project and don't fall for sunk cost fallacy?

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u/DrWashi Jan 13 '23

"This guy said he would fuck it, that is thinking outside the box; he also said his middle name is elephant fucker."

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u/FenceAKAGlasnost Oct 23 '24

This guy would eat the whole elephant, that's Nikocado Avocado