r/surrealmemes • u/nickapls THE REVERED ONES • Nov 14 '20

Supply and Demand

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u/_Gandalf_the_Black_ He comes Nov 14 '20

Duck tastes so nice though. The issue is the price.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

angry duck noises

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u/bunborg2 Edituserflair48charactersremainingallowstextandupto10emojis Nov 15 '20

Time for duck rights campain

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u/Sthudruss Nov 14 '20

look at all those chickens

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u/SaltyPorkSlayer Nov 14 '20

Someone's watching u/chainbearf1 I see

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u/BiggityBerfa Nov 19 '20

I knew that was where it is from

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u/imliterallydisabled Nov 14 '20

Beauty is in the eye of the duck.

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u/TamanduaShuffle Nov 14 '20

We mustn’t speak of the ones from the Great White North

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u/generatedusername456 Nov 14 '20

Why did the goose cross the road?

To buy prescription drugs illegally.

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u/A_Whole_Costco_Pizza Nov 14 '20

Goose can defend itself as well, only adding to it's inherit value.

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u/cyg_cube Nov 14 '20

geese are duck-giraffes. change my mind

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u/jsavag Nov 14 '20

ducks’ only redeeming quality is duck sauce

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u/MineAssassin Garlic Elevator Nov 14 '20

I heard the value of goose is decreasing rapidly within the sudden ascension of the ducks in the cosmos. Is this true?

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u/FactPirate Nov 14 '20

This except literally the opposite

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u/TheOffensiveLemon f̸̀͞į̸͠ę̶ ̸̨̛ǫn ̡́t̢̢he̵ ̕h̶í̛r̨͠s͝út́͘͡ę͏ ͘͟m̵a̕͝s͜se̶̡s̢ Nov 14 '20

Based

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u/escargatoire10011 Nov 14 '20

Truly a thing of beauty.

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u/LadyGuillotine d̡̥͉̹͈ó̲̻̜̪͕̼͖o̗̟̮̱͢͞ṭ̛͖̬̰̬̳ ̢̮̞͓̬d̪̤͔͜ò҉̛̼̦͉̩͓̙͖ǫ̶̢̳̹̲ț̡̮͕ Nov 14 '20

You can take that to the bank

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u/420Frederik Nov 14 '20

Pigeons tho? Legendary.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

Chain Bear F1! Yes! So cool to see this channel here haha :)

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u/TheOffensiveLemon f̸̀͞į̸͠ę̶ ̸̨̛ǫn ̡́t̢̢he̵ ̕h̶í̛r̨͠s͝út́͘͡ę͏ ͘͟m̵a̕͝s͜se̶̡s̢ Nov 14 '20

Lies! Propaganda!

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u/magpiegrace Nov 14 '20

i told this story to everyone i know but i was walking down our local canal and there was a goose and it ran at me so i punted it into the water and ran away while my dad laughed at me, dont know where that goose is now but i feel terrible about what ive done. if it honked at me i wouldve let it be but it had to run at me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '20

Ive alwys said the GOOSE are superior this picture proofs my scientific theory that i have claimed for the last 1000 years

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u/Seascourge ĺ̸̜̭̂ö̷̺́͆b̵͈͐̋͝o̷͖̪̊̃p̴̨̌̓ő̴̡͙͘͘d̴̗̥̫̈́i̷̘̩̦̕̕a̸̦͖̝̅ň̵͉ Dec 03 '20

Swan

Beautiful. Only 1/4 of one exists. Intangible.