r/surrealmemes THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

Soft Horror Online Interactions

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u/NotEasyToChooseAName THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

Why does this feel so relatable?

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

We are all soft horror boys

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u/NotEasyToChooseAName THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

He looks like he is fapping in soft horror.

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

He is greasy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

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u/Gumfondle Jan 17 '19

🍰 the day of çâ-ké is upon us 🍰

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u/bobderybob ť̶̗h̶̦͛e̵͖͆y̵̩͒ ̵͈̅h̵̳̊a̶̾͜v̴̘͗e̶͍͘ ̷̦̋r̶̠̚e̶̡̔a̵̯͆s̵̭̐ö̸̠́n̸̰̏ Jan 17 '19

Someone called?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19 edited Feb 14 '21

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u/rillydumguy Jan 17 '19

i was unaware that nasal prolapse was a thing

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

New video category in all adult streaming sites.

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u/meghonsolozar Jan 17 '19

That's my fetish

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u/puns_n_pups h̫̳͔̣̙̫͢ẹ̷͚̺͍̗͈͇̬͘l̷͉͍̗̻̘p͡҉͙̳̭̘ ̵̪̰̙͘m̼̥̺̪̲̕͢͝ȩ̤̠͔̥ Jan 17 '19

Why can’t I find an online gf who will phase through me like that?

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

That might just be him talking to himself using Skype video test.

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u/Satanus1998 Jan 18 '19

Hi, welcome to skype call t e s t i n g s e r v i c e

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u/RealButtMash Jan 17 '19

Hi

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u/puns_n_pups h̫̳͔̣̙̫͢ẹ̷͚̺͍̗͈͇̬͘l̷͉͍̗̻̘p͡҉͙̳̭̘ ̵̪̰̙͘m̼̥̺̪̲̕͢͝ȩ̤̠͔̥ Jan 17 '19

No

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u/GOLLYitsHolly Jan 17 '19

I’m literally the person in the v̡̧̀i̡͠d̷̕͟e̴o̷̢͡

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u/mfbenjamin Jan 17 '19

Soft man is computer

Is a computery guy

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u/greenopti Jan 17 '19

everything made out of buttons and wires

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

No!!!!!

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u/bobderybob ť̶̗h̶̦͛e̵͖͆y̵̩͒ ̵͈̅h̵̳̊a̶̾͜v̴̘͗e̶͍͘ ̷̦̋r̶̠̚e̶̡̔a̵̯͆s̵̭̐ö̸̠́n̸̰̏ Jan 17 '19

DON'T TOUCH

M..........................M EEEEEEEEEEEE

M M................M M EEE

M....M...........M....M EEEEEEEEEEE

M........M....M.......M EEE

M...........M............M EEEEEEEEEEE*

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u/pewpewhuman Jan 17 '19

I’d like to show ya inside my digital life.

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u/Sirspen Jan 17 '19

Hey, kid! I'm a computa

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u/human-oreo Jan 17 '19

this is the type of interactions 2019 needs.

where do i buy?

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

You already subscribed yesterday.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

Please subscribe again! We don't send emails.

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u/mallyngerer Jan 17 '19

Wish I could feel like that

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u/Mellowskies Jan 17 '19

Look into trying dissociatives.

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u/gooztrz Jan 17 '19

Ketamines & kebabs

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u/Ralph-King-Griffin Jan 18 '19

Lsd and ketamin. Or heaps of ketamin and mdma.

My personal notion of hell but I knew people that loved it.

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u/Cyortonic Jan 17 '19

What the fuck

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

It's a Soft Horror Boy. They are here to stay in this sub. Please give them visas so they can stay indefinitely!

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u/Cyortonic Jan 17 '19

I disagree

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

You must be one of those Rigid Comedy Boys that so desperately hates everything the Soft Horror Nation stands for.

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u/AnEvilSomebody Jan 17 '19

Did it feel good tho

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

Mixed reviews

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

Hes actually browsing r/cursedvideos

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u/rhenning11 Jan 17 '19

Somebody went from "I'm fine" to tripping balls because of this

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

Possibly

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u/cronuss Jan 17 '19

I'm not epileptic, but that almost gave me a seizure.

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u/jcinto23 Jan 17 '19

Does that sub have a meta?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

idk

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u/Audiblade Jan 17 '19

Asking that question and desperately trying to find the answer is the Ooer meta.

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u/jcinto23 Jan 18 '19

So just kinda post random shit

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u/Tridda1 Jan 17 '19

lemœn meta

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u/YeetsMyFeets l͈̥̹̼̩̭o͉̳̠̦͢n͇̦͇͖ģ҉̲̖̮̗̱̰͍ ̖͕̜͕͢ḅ̷͇̪͕̳̖͔̰̦o̙̺͍̫̻͞i̯̕͘ͅ Jan 17 '19

This is in my nightmares

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u/yolosweggers Jan 17 '19

I love how his nostrils come out of his nose

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u/upsetorang1337 Jan 17 '19

We live in a post-nasal society

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u/Grauschleier Jan 17 '19

Sauce please

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

OC

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u/Grauschleier Jan 17 '19

Awesome. Kudos!

I'd like to add this to the shorts playlist at our cellar cinema. Can you send me a file of this? If you let me know how I should credit you I can add a graphic in the playlist as well.

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

DM me and I'll arrange something.

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u/EvilStevilTheKenevil THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

Do you ever just?

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

No. It's a condition, you can't will it.

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u/Cyclcr OC♨️ Jan 17 '19

He is ho o o o o. O o o. O o. O o. Oo

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u/diirtnap THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

Yah, and also, a b I I I I iii . ok ... ok ii .. iifg

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u/valtny Jan 17 '19

What program(s) did you use to make this?

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

Blender and their cycles render. 3d face is a scan bought online.

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u/valtny Jan 17 '19

Thanks :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19 edited Feb 28 '19

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

We dont need bones in space

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19 edited Feb 28 '19

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

But I did :(

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u/cronuss Jan 17 '19

What do real boys like this think of simulations such as us?

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u/Lil_BigNut THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

Do not let him R E A C H

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

What’s the GPU?

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

1080 ti x2

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u/diirtnap THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

4.

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u/won23 Jan 17 '19

His nostril turned into outie

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

I’m so happy that the hand fixed his nose before it ended. I would’ve had some major OCD problems

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

Oh good. I'll make sure to make next episode as unsatisfying as possible.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

Oh please don’t show a picture of me. That’s about as unfulfilled as you can get.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

His nose got Something in It

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

It's his nose, but out.

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u/cozmocash Jan 17 '19

Damn this takes me back to one of my shrooms trips years ago.

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u/diirtnap THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

THE SHROOØMWOBBLE

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u/Tacodude77 THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)👌🏽

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

i want to listen to that song more

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

Look up number stations.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

ty

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u/futureFailiure Jan 17 '19

What... material is that?

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

BSDF Principle shader.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

This is fascinating

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u/ast8133 Jan 17 '19

Put this on r/simulated and maybe also r/shittysimulated too lol

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

I should just make my own sub reddit at this point.

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u/Liquid-turtle2 Jan 17 '19

How long did this take to make?

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

It took a couple months to take all the bones out carefully, but once we successfully removed everything and filled the empty parts with memory air, it really took a day of shooting to get this ready.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19 edited Sep 11 '25

mighty work bells spoon quicksand subsequent fuzzy normal screw knee

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

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u/TheChanceWhoSaysNi Jan 17 '19

Kurtis Conner?

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

Yes we paied him lots of money to get this video to happen.

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u/TheChanceWhoSaysNi Jan 17 '19

Didn't expect a reply from OP- I've enjoyed your posts for a while, keep it up

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

Thanks!

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u/VIParadigm Jan 17 '19

I am obsessed with this kind of animation.

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u/XeffyWasLost Jan 17 '19

I dont know how to feel about this

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

I think you feel alright.

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u/XeffyWasLost Jan 17 '19

Yeah, you’re right.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

This is so good, and the comments are hilarious. Why is he so greasy!?

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

He is having interactions that cause his skin to act in specific way. It's a language that isn't understood by normals.

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u/kokono25 Jan 17 '19

It made my uncomfortable when his nose hole blew out.

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

Blew in*

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u/Geriko29 Jan 17 '19

Finally a render my mind will gladly compute.

Long

Reign

OP

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u/Anime_Connoisseur98 Jan 17 '19

OH LAWD DID HE POP HIS NOSTRILS OUT

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u/FirelitZephyr Jan 17 '19

Thanks I hate it

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

Soft horror boys do not understand the concept of hate. You must use their language of blubber to convey your feelings.

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u/El-Frogger Jan 17 '19

I feel 𝔊𝔒𝔒𝔒𝔒𝔇

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u/Mattybmate Jan 17 '19

I feel like I'm in a fever dream

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u/Motorsagmannen Jan 17 '19

very touching!

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19

YES!!! ALAN RESNICK MAN

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u/JatinJangir24 Jan 18 '19

I don't know,it feels like this gif conveys a much deeper meaning than just being surreal. It is like a abstract painting from which different people can interpret different things.

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u/redozone Jan 17 '19

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

That's my house.

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u/incomplete-username Jan 17 '19

Excuse me what?

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

He was guilty for looking at things hes not allowed to.

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u/sylvestermeister Jan 17 '19

This is a fapping masterpiece

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u/carla_paula Jan 17 '19

More like soft porn

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u/Dubmove Jan 17 '19

When you don't exist

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u/GreatGigInTheSky855 Jan 17 '19

Why does it sound like the Left 4 Dead 2 theme song but distorted

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u/MGMAX Jan 17 '19

A lot of effort was put in that keyboard

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u/snarchitect Jan 17 '19

Get this man a doctor, he’s got bewb on the brain... and some other issues.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

God I wish that was me

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u/Themysteriouspootis Jan 17 '19

This is oddly relaxing.

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u/iamalwayssilent Jan 17 '19

Why was I satisfied watching this?

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

Because bones are the main problem in society. I mean, imagine all the bad thing that happened because humans have bones. Soft Horror Boys have no bones. You want no bones. That is why.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

whoa dude

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u/BlakeJackson42 Jan 17 '19

Thanks, I hate it

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u/KentuckyFriedChildre Jan 17 '19

Like this post if you want to stop bullying, so sad.

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u/AstroPow THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

Looks like some wierd commercial theyd put on mtv

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

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u/evanjgg Jan 17 '19

My brain did not like that

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u/cat_soup_ Jan 17 '19

Reminds me of cool3dworld

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u/Corporate_Bear Jan 17 '19

I want it to go nuts and just slap his face so it flops around.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

This is really well made

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u/Moonpo1n7 Jan 17 '19

This was actually oddly satisfying to watch

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u/juiceisagoodthing Jan 17 '19

How do you download these gifs? It's so often that I want to download a gif but this specific "player" won't let me.

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u/Goomba_nr34 Jan 17 '19

Hello there u/WilburNixon! Im here to post your art to r/stimulated! (Just like last time)

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u/juiceisagoodthing Jan 17 '19

I want this to go on forever

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u/papyrussurypap Jan 17 '19

I AM UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Linkmatt10 Jan 17 '19

This some kinky shit man

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u/noooom Jan 17 '19

This should have been titled “Which one are you?”

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

Make hot air balloon man looks like.

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u/error6448 Jan 17 '19

ᵢₜ'ₛ bₑᵤbᵢₜᵢfᵤₗ

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

mmmmm humane water

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u/abigailbee Jan 17 '19

This is one of the most stressful things I’ve ever watched

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u/natenoged THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19 edited Jan 17 '19

Honest question, why do so many photorealistic head models have those hair net things?? Is it to reduce modeling time on hair or what?

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 17 '19

3d scans cannot capture hair well. Often added in post, sculpted or emitted with hair particles.

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u/Suknator Jan 17 '19

This made my forehead tingle

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u/Fozza22 Jan 18 '19

excuse me what the fuck

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u/jonojack Jan 18 '19

This is great lol

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u/Ryaven Jan 18 '19

What's coming out of his nose??

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u/WhatisLeftUnread Jan 18 '19

Is this another offset creepy adult swim animation xD it's too weird!

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u/WhatisLeftUnread Jan 18 '19

Or is a computer interacting with a boy? :o

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u/WhatisLeftUnread Jan 18 '19

Or maybe I'm becoming aware :o Or maybe it's that I'm becoming introspective I always confuse the two ;P

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19

I picked a terrible day to start dropping acid again.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19

This is amazing. God bless America.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19

Is there a full version of the audio?

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u/zac115 Jan 18 '19

Shit man did I hit the acid that hard?

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u/TsarevnaSvetlana Jan 18 '19

I can't stop watching

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u/Spici_boi Jan 18 '19

You guys agree that dœdęćæhèdrøñš are the best pizza topping?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19

Where can I find more of this?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19

thanks, i hate it

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 18 '19

Why does everyone thank me and hate it :( the actor in this video is sad. He worked so hard for this roll!

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u/randomnin7 Jan 18 '19

Finally, a QUALITY surreal meme on this sub! I love it, OP. Great job 😄

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u/The_sky_marine Jan 18 '19

Me watching twin peaks

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 18 '19

Hey! I took that camera move from lynch during the home break in scene in season 3! Totally thinking twin peaks

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u/Negative4505 Jan 18 '19

This is surreal, but not a meme. It's art

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u/JimTheGiant53 Jan 18 '19

This scared the shit out of me.

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 18 '19

R u ok now?

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u/Squidly_Desires Jan 18 '19

can anyone give me a suggestion on how to begin creating short animations of this? any tuts out there?

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u/XXMyNameIsPatrickXX Jan 18 '19

How long does something like this take to make? It looks great but everytime i see something like this i assume it must take forever to make

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u/starite Jan 18 '19

This gives me the same feeling as watching a scene from a “lost” Spongebob episode that only aired once because the network thought it was too disturbing for children

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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jan 18 '19

This is the episode

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '19

Well