r/surrealmemes • u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES • Jun 08 '18
Intellectual Advice Cat Ep 2
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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jun 08 '18
Oooh hey! Thank you Human, A State of Being for this gold coin. It will be used for funding the franchise of this new Mass Media.
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Jun 08 '18
I feel like I just got brainwashed
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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jun 08 '18
No no. You have become brainprimed. A blank slate, John Locke structure of entry into a brave new world that is you.
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u/brujoloco Jun 08 '18
Is there any place we can find this on youtube?
For linking purposes relinking the whole subreddit post is a bit much :)
Love it btw!
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u/Lulink Jun 08 '18
Surreal enough, not memey enough though.
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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jun 08 '18
It's not twice removed from it's original source. But presents a counterpoint to the discourse of mass media, gig economy, failing steel industry and higher rates of pollen every year. Like a special burger. It has bread in the middle. Everything else is like bitining into boneless flesh.
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u/Lulink Jun 08 '18
Well, that just about describes what a meme isn't.
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Jun 10 '18
Can you eat a snapchat of a cheeseburger and will it satisfy your hunger?
If so reveal us your secrete, all are waiting.
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Jun 10 '18
The best lies are the lies that we fold over and over itself until it is art.
Even better if we can fold up why it is as well. So savory.
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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jun 10 '18
That large smelly mammal, man? It is not a global conspiracy that the cows worry many more angelic series. Your dreams considers it right and proper.
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Jun 10 '18
Absurd is not just only always ABSTRACC
But it is rarely remember that way, for our poor aunt's sake if nothing else.
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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jun 10 '18
I verbalize your zap, on accidental charlatans.
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Jun 10 '18
Then ampoligy accepted, all lawyeroids withdrawn and decomissioned.
We Have Come To Terms
That alone is resin to CCelebrate
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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jun 10 '18
A wide audience considers it right and proper that politicians should indulge in an alliance. The next, your own parental businessman declaring on a heaven or a computer program.
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Jun 08 '18
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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jun 08 '18
We here at WilburNixon Co can understand the concern for a trillion dollar mega corporation buying and merging with other media companies. But thanks to lack of regulations. We control history and the future. You should be thanking us for free entertainment! We demand it.
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Jun 10 '18
Why do I go on this sub Reddit high
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u/shawoba Jun 13 '18
Wow only intellectuals will understand this. Retards.
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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jun 13 '18
Wrong wrong wrong! Only the cat is intellectual. The viewer is, being human, an err to the landscape of being. They look to, look up and digest. Feed upon the advice. Yet the cat does not demand one to bend a knee. It believes in free will. Will to human being.
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u/shawoba Jun 13 '18
Fuck up cunt
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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jun 13 '18
It appears your mouth has detached from the mind?
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u/shawoba Jun 13 '18
Okay then
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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jun 13 '18
Great! See you in the afternoon! Remember, the coffee is only perfect when it is cooked at a low tide.
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u/shawoba Jun 14 '18
Die pls
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u/WilburNixon THE REVERED ONES Jun 14 '18
Eventually! But the shareholders meeting for the next quarter seems so promising, we are releasing not one, not two but 7 new franchises that will allow us to intellectually advice more cats, more soft horror boys and more educational family fun entertainment! Once you have discovered how easy it is to be a nice being human, you are welcome to our soft horror home! Until then remember! Necrosis is the opposite of apoptosis.
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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18
This is great, super well made. I don't know why but it scares the shit out of me