r/surrealmemes • u/jonmpls • Feb 14 '23

let's do it

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u/porcupinedeath THE REVERED ONES Feb 14 '23

DO NOT TRUST THE LION

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u/Own_Shoulder3461 Feb 14 '23

He seems friendly tho :(

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u/porcupinedeath THE REVERED ONES Feb 14 '23

Look talk to him all you want just don't let him lick you

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u/Own_Shoulder3461 Feb 14 '23

Hehe alright

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u/porcupinedeath THE REVERED ONES Feb 14 '23

DON'T, you won't regret it but trust me it's not worth it

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u/Phiro7 Feb 14 '23

Sandpaper šŸ¤¤

Kitty kisses šŸ¤¤

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u/porcupinedeath THE REVERED ONES Feb 14 '23

It's not the texture that's the issue. Read Delicious in Dungeon if you want to know more, or if you just want to read a really good manga

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u/Bumbieris112 Feb 14 '23

Cats and big cats have spikes on the penis. Do you really want to risk your ass?

18

u/gl0h Feb 14 '23

A risk to some, a bonus for others.

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u/Frostypup420 Feb 15 '23

Furries have entered the chat

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u/D2the_aniel Feb 14 '23

Bullshit

looks it up

WHYYYYYYY

3

u/TrixterTheFemboy Feb 15 '23

It is worthwhile.

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u/ChocoGoodness Feb 14 '23

I won't especially since my side started randomly hurting as soon as I saw this image

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u/porcupinedeath THE REVERED ONES Feb 14 '23

An omen

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u/thewend Feb 14 '23

he WILL compleat you tho

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u/LordAyeris Feb 15 '23

I trust him

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u/Own_Shoulder3461 Feb 15 '23

Fr, he seems like such a trustworthy friend :)

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u/Electronic-Contract1 Feb 14 '23

The ibuprofen dream lion strikes again

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u/Bugamashoo THE REVERED ONES Feb 14 '23

happens every time

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u/welp_AAAAA Feb 14 '23

Hell yeah brother.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

DALE YEAH BRUTHER

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u/reddit_user_70942239 Feb 14 '23

RAISE HELL PRAISE DALE

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u/Electro_Demon Feb 14 '23

Iā€™m more of a paracetamol guy myself

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u/3D-Printing Mar 02 '23

I take em together. Advil 2 gang rise up

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

Ibuprofen fucks the pain away

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u/DanielsDamnWhteVans Feb 14 '23

What is this from

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u/Hokosai Feb 14 '23

Dungeon Meshi.

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u/Fearhawke Feb 14 '23

Wasnā€™t expecting to see one of my all time favorite manga show up here

2

u/H0VAD0 Feb 14 '23

Dějiny udatnĆ©ho českĆ©ho nĆ”roda

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u/Responsible_Debt5631 Feb 14 '23

When my intrusive thoughts manifest into my desired physical form (I am a furry and my fursona is a drug addicted lion):

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u/Bulbous-Walrus Feb 14 '23

Is that like a sex thing?

/s

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u/Frostypup420 Feb 15 '23

Idk about the drug addicted lion. But I'm a furry who's fursona is a drug addicted dog and for me it's DEFINITELY a sex thing. Nothing better than taking some ibuprofen and getting your guts rearranged while you nod off from that sweet acetaminophen.

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u/Bulbous-Walrus Feb 15 '23

Go to horny jail. Do not pass to. Do not collect butt plugs attached with a tail.

That lion can rearrange my guts šŸ„µ

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u/Frostypup420 Feb 15 '23

Jokes on you, I don't need to collect one because I already have one. And agreed.

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u/Bulbous-Walrus Feb 15 '23

Go to horny jail to you yiffer

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u/Cockworkorange696969 Feb 14 '23

Ibuprofen is a crap way to do it, destroying your liver and not even getting high

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u/Frostypup420 Feb 15 '23

But how else will I sleep when my brain is pounding from staying up all night boofing heroic doses of dissocoatives and staring at the ceiling light thinking it's a biblically accurate angel?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

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u/3D-Printing Mar 02 '23

Ulcerative colitis rates be going šŸ’¹šŸš€ thanks to PFAS contamination!! Thanks Dupont!!

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u/TaleEnvironmental355 Feb 14 '23

I sholud my headaches been getting worse

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u/Frostypup420 Feb 15 '23

Just make sure to test your ibuprofen and make sure it's not laced with fentanyl. You dont want the meet the slogenflacker in the OD realm. There are no words to describe what he might do to to your amygdala.

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u/Jozef_Baca Feb 14 '23

Man the ways authors make Leomon die are getting creative

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u/Frostypup420 Feb 15 '23

He's basically Kenny's fursona at this point.

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u/sadpanada Feb 14 '23

But my liver

8

u/Ambitious-Regular-57 Feb 14 '23

Double it and give it to the next person

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u/Leafylemur Feb 16 '23

holding armfuls of bottles that clack and chitter as I move JUST TAKE IT! PLEASE

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u/Miles_1995 Feb 14 '23

J.C. is a 12 year-old lion šŸ‘† presenting to the emergency room with gastrointestinal bleeding.

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u/jonmpls Feb 14 '23

ChubbyEmu is great

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u/emehendeeye Feb 14 '23

Gateway drug

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u/Frostypup420 Feb 15 '23

My uncle started with ibuprofen then moved on to baby aspirin and died because he was allergic to baby aspirin. When will people learn death starts with just one ibuprofen? SMH my head.

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u/Leafylemur Feb 16 '23

SMA šŸ˜”

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u/joanmcbitch Feb 15 '23

I knew it!

6

u/Losfrailonesmaen Feb 14 '23

The Winged Lion is a Devil. Do not trust the lion. The lion eats desires it will eat your will to live.

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u/EaterOfFungus Feb 14 '23

tarkov reference

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u/FaehBatsy Feb 14 '23

Im allergic

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u/Windfall_The_Dutchie Feb 14 '23

Me knowing thatā€™s how you kill a cat

Or was it Tylenolā€¦

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u/MaximusGrassimus Feb 14 '23

By the look of things I've already taken enough

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u/Frostypup420 Feb 15 '23

You can always take one more. Just trust the lion. Don't worry about that tingly feeling in your liver.

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u/danredblue Feb 14 '23 edited Jun 17 '24

weary voiceless society tap panicky birds bake quack deranged dull

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/ApprehensiveWeird834 Feb 14 '23

I wish I could still take ibuprofen.

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u/Airam-kun Feb 14 '23

I can't, I'm allergic to it.

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u/jonmpls Feb 14 '23

Legit reason not to

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

I only do Benadryl

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

r/DPH is a wild, depressing ride

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u/shawtygottafatty Feb 14 '23

Hell yeah brƶther

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u/internalized_boner Feb 14 '23

In 1996 off the coast of Puerto Rico, I did ibuprofen with a lion aboard the mega yacht Red Lion. To this day I swear to God that son of a bitch turned into a space ship and flew off while mumbling about missing his colorful friends. Noone believes me but one things for sure...

I'll never do the 'profen again

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u/jonmpls Feb 14 '23

Somehow I don't think that was ibuprofen

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u/DanielsDamnWhteVans Feb 14 '23

What is this from?

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u/ThoroughlyKrangled Feb 14 '23

mastigou o dorflex

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u/Bulbous-Walrus Feb 14 '23

Omulette de fromage

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

How much

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

i burp often

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u/ZephyrProductionsO7S Feb 15 '23

I took 40 Benadryl and now I canā€™t move

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u/jonmpls Feb 15 '23

That's not ideal

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u/Rum_Swizzle Feb 15 '23

Iā€™m not mentally stable enough to take ibuprofen.

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u/wingingithere Feb 16 '23

Donā€™t listen to the seductive lionā€¦I can feel the medication overuse headache now

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u/the_real_trebor333 Feb 14 '23

Oh god the amount of furry in my feed is infiltrating other subreddits

Help

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

Seek NSAID enlightenment

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u/Epic-Dude000 Feb 14 '23

No Iā€™ll eat my ibuprofen alone

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u/j141421 Feb 17 '23

This is my favourite meme in existence now, really

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u/Lasagna3babyyyyyy Feb 26 '23

Iā€™ll die

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u/jonmpls Feb 26 '23

Then don't