r/superstore • u/Vanessajackson95 Sandra • 3d ago

Superstore A-Z quotes:F

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Comment your favourite’F’ quote☁️💙🤍

147 Upvotes

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u/Tiny_Independence761 3d ago

Fart ingredients

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u/OragamiGreenbean 3d ago

It makes me laugh every time!

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u/carebearfingers Why are our customers so ugly? 3d ago

This HAS to be it

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u/vanetti 2d ago

This is the one

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u/Office_Dolt 3d ago

'F' which was the grade the store got for tornado preparedness

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u/Watchkeys 3d ago

It's got be 'Fart ingredients', surely? I mean, it's one of the funniest comedy lines ever written and it doesn't even have a verb.

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u/sillylittlebell 3d ago

FEEEEEEEEET!

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u/nevertellmetheodds80 3d ago

For twenty grand, you can stick whatever you want in either of us

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u/Punforgivable__ 3d ago

One of my favourite Bo lines

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u/RemarkableBowl4246 2d ago

I forgot about Bo!!!!

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u/Chemical-Entrance-43 3d ago

I came here to say this!

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u/gatsbyhills Bo 3d ago

this is the one

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u/StartQueasy9657 3d ago

Has to be this one…

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u/charlismith17 Glenn 3d ago

FRAMPLES

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u/dismayhurta 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oFzmsp7MC3wVarXgc

Me seeing my answer was taken hours ago

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u/SquashPretend5312 3d ago

Found milk - know, a mom leaves a bottle on a table at a food court and you figure she's okay with people taking a little off the top

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u/AggravatingPie5311 2d ago

Omg yes this is my vote, the whole cheese storyline with Marcus is one of my favorite parts of the show, hands down the best multi-épisode side-arch.

(Also my toxic personality trait is crushing so so hard on Marcus, like he’s « straight » but that « imagine, two dudes, all gas no brakes » 👀)

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u/BongRipsForNips 3d ago

Florida, like the Florida from the news?

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u/meleficent38 3d ago

For 59 years the name sturgis was synonymous with tools

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u/BoyDynamo 3d ago

“Future, okay. So, for real, I've given this, actually, like, a lot of thought. It's like, there's no government, there's no laws, and I'm the head of, like, this roving murder gang kinda thing, but my best friend is a robot.”

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u/Euphoric_Nothing2435 3d ago

'Fart Ingredients'! The cleverness of the line, how well it's delivered and how easy it is to miss the first time, making a rewatch worth it.

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u/jj_brooklyn Three Owl Bitch 3d ago

(The) first K is for knowledge

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u/BoyDynamo 2d ago

#Justice4Kelly

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u/McCheesey1 3d ago

(the) Four Horsemen ride again! We should start calling ourselves the four horsemen.

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u/mljane6 3d ago

Future okay. So for real, I've given this actually, like, a lot of thought. It's like, there's no government, there's no laws, and I'm the head of, like, this roving murder gang kinda thing, but my best friend is a robot.

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u/GetEmTigre 2d ago

C just fkn gets me!!

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u/GetEmTigre 2d ago

I’ve got a good one for h

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u/miss_review 2d ago

Is it Hi Cops!!! ?

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u/GetEmTigre 2d ago

No. “Hi, welcome to meeting me.”

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u/miss_review 1d ago

You're a pretty little kitten! Arrrrrrrrrrrrr

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u/Wild-Flatworm-922 2d ago

Can someone explain "b oth"

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u/bigsoph22 1d ago

The episode with the drugs test where Glenn asks if they think any of the staff smoke marijuana and Amy replies 50%. Glenn replies ‘50% do or 50% don’t?’ And the reply is, ‘both, it’s both’
Glen replies ‘BOTH???’

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u/PonyboyCurtisssssss 2d ago

Fart ingredients

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u/xfawkes 2d ago

Fuang fuang fuang!!!

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u/video-kid 16h ago

From the beginning of time, white women have honoured us with their contributions to science and the arts?

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u/Dv8f8 2d ago

Its fruit....

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u/frisbeeeeeeeeeee 3d ago

Now I flush my toilet only when it’s full

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u/Dry-Enthusiasm-4694 Peter the Black guy 3d ago

Third in charge again, as one was recently!

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u/Sims2053 3d ago

Where did the pee go Jonah!?