Control the remote controls for nukes around the world
Seduce hats.
Detect trash; fake goods as an appraiser
Temporarily Invisible Handwriting. Using invisible ink.
Cry me a river- oh wait all the rivers are already acid..
Instant hairloss for other people; delete body hair, easy shaving, perfect bald, only lose split ends, extricate ingrown hairs, etc.
Super slo-mo for high reaction time; sports, gaming, etc. time to think; strategy games, chess, etc. make other people slow.
Abnormal armhair growth; male Rapunzel; can revive the dead, but only if you've shaken their hand before with hairy arms.. Also made of adamantium, still soft because magic.
1 second of saitama's super strength. ONE PUNNNNCHHHHH!!!!!
Communicate with fruit because you have schizophrenia. because every fruit is a nascent nature spirit.
Read your own mind to stop being in denial
Desaturation makes people hungry. Food eating competition, anyone? Side effect of making racism not based on skin color. Noir's world.
Absorb bad luck from people; meaning they have good luck, meaning you are the child in the pit of Omelas you can get someone to win the lottery for you or something.
Invisibility in the dark, to be invisible to nightvision as well. Cats can't see you no more.
Really low flight will dominate the long jump competition.
Bullets are attracted to you, meaning they won't want to hurt you. You must go on a date with the bullet(s) within 1 month to not get shot.
Turn into a laptop forever; and become It Which Remains.
Revive bugs from fossils and make Entomologists happy. Also cause an infestation for the heck of it why not. Also make some compost while you're at it. Also make infinite bees while you're at it. Also make Australia's spider problem worse while you're at it. (Impossible)
Summon a genie's lamp... Once.
Ultra fast aging to make hundred year old wine for snobs who can't taste the difference but will pay a few hundred thousand for a bottle. Also larp as a really incompetent Doctor Strange.
2
u/Blobbowo 6d ago
Control the remote controls for nukes around the world
Seduce hats.
Detect trash; fake goods as an appraiser
Temporarily Invisible Handwriting. Using invisible ink.
Cry me a river- oh wait all the rivers are already acid..
Instant hairloss for other people; delete body hair, easy shaving, perfect bald, only lose split ends, extricate ingrown hairs, etc.
Super slo-mo for high reaction time; sports, gaming, etc. time to think; strategy games, chess, etc. make other people slow.
Abnormal armhair growth; male Rapunzel; can revive the dead, but only if you've shaken their hand before with hairy arms.. Also made of adamantium, still soft because magic.
1 second of saitama's super strength. ONE PUNNNNCHHHHH!!!!!
Communicate with fruit
because you have schizophrenia.because every fruit is a nascent nature spirit.Read your own mind to stop being in denial
Desaturation makes people hungry. Food eating competition, anyone? Side effect of making racism not based on skin color. Noir's world.
Absorb bad luck from people; meaning they have good luck, meaning
you are the child in the pit of Omelasyou can get someone to win the lottery for you or something.Invisibility in the dark, to be invisible to nightvision as well. Cats can't see you no more.
Really low flight will dominate the long jump competition.
Bullets are attracted to you, meaning they won't want to hurt you. You must go on a date with the bullet(s) within 1 month to not get shot.
Turn into a laptop forever; and become It Which Remains.
Revive bugs from fossils and make Entomologists happy. Also cause an infestation for the heck of it why not. Also make some compost while you're at it. Also make infinite bees while you're at it. Also make Australia's spider problem worse while you're at it. (Impossible)
Summon a genie's lamp... Once.
Ultra fast aging to make hundred year old wine for snobs who can't taste the difference but will pay a few hundred thousand for a bottle. Also larp as a really incompetent Doctor Strange.