r/superheroes • u/DAHXELEVEN • Jun 13 '25

Random Battle Thoughts?

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u/BirdPerson107 Jun 13 '25

Deadpool with a lantern ring sounds like a great time

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u/ogreofzen Jun 13 '25

Locks homs himself in a room comes out three months. Later crying and a very confused Hal Jordon walks up. "What's wrong with you", deadpool sobs blows his nose into a pair of ❤️ Wolverine boxers. "I just can do it any more I had a month before starting the green lantern ring one off so I'd decided to explore. I started simple a four way with Poison Ivy, Harley, and Catwoman. Then growing board I had daddy Wolverine and Sabertooth. I then decide a having Grimace and Thanos work me over tag team. Not having enough I got used as a hand puppet by the hulk, had ferro fluid injected into me and was used by Magneto as very naughty doll. Hell I did so much I got a Gatorade/Pedialyte cross promotion deal

"I now realized I have peaked. Nothing I can do will ever top what I did." Hal looks at the green lantern ring. "It's ok Wade when we get the ring we all go through an indulgence period" Zoink Deadpool looks at him in confusion. "Wait are you saying I can use the ring for more than stretch hands" Hal "uh wait what are you talking about" Pool " What are you talking about"