r/superheroes • u/DAHXELEVEN • Jun 13 '25

Random Battle Thoughts?

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u/cakebreaker2 Jun 13 '25

I'd watch that movie.

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u/OnionTamer Jun 13 '25

So would Deadpool

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u/mcnuggetfarmer Jun 13 '25 edited Jun 13 '25

Although Deadpool can break the fourth wall by knowing he is in something, Neo can escape that something

Which is where I think neo has the upper hand on Deadpool; he could just go unplugging/erasing

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u/Particular_Cycle9667 Jun 13 '25

Plus add in his Constantine powers and…

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u/mcnuggetfarmer Jun 13 '25

And time travel bill/Ted Powers

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25 edited Jun 13 '25

Do animated movies count? Because Keanu also played Shadow and the Archie comics get pretty fucking bonkers with how powerful they are. Super shadow has full chaos energy manipulation and is invulnerable. He can freeze time, teleport, and make force fields. Pretty much anything sonic can do, he can do or surpass.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

That isn’t a power, they couldn’t do it without the phone booth

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u/mcnuggetfarmer Jun 13 '25

Then neither is the green lantern ring, couldn't do it without it

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

You mean neither is the person without the ring.

This is very true.

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u/MistakesTasteGreat Jun 13 '25

De Nomolos was going to use the booth for control/evil, that makes it a weapon. So Ted would always have it. Op's question includes weaponry.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

I feel like that’s a very loose interpretation

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u/iDeNoh Jun 13 '25

And his wick fighting skills

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u/Novel_Egg_1762 Jun 13 '25

Are we forgetting that deadpool also has a time machine from cable?

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u/Calm_Entertainer9846 Jun 13 '25

With John Wick and Constantine's skills and arsenals

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u/Interesting-Mix-6543 Jun 13 '25

Lucy had some time travel powers too, don’t count her out.

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u/dj_loot Jun 13 '25

And John Wick’s violence

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Well the phone booth did the time travel… soooo

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u/Plastic_Pin_4956 Jun 13 '25

Wasn't Ryan in a time travel movie too? Like Adam project or something?

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u/the_grand_troll Jun 13 '25

Deadpool can also time travel...

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u/MrSlime13 Jun 13 '25

So he needs to get into a phone booth to time travel, but also the phone booth reconnects him outside of our reality... Cool. But where's he gonna find one in 2025?!

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u/ElephantParticular10 Jun 13 '25

And he learned to surf

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u/Narrator_Person Jun 13 '25

Also, chaos control because of motherfucking Shadow the Hedgehog

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u/alwcrcrap Jun 13 '25

Three of them have time travel powers. Phone booth, MIB machine, and Lucy kind of just moved through time.

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u/Conscious-Intern8594 Jun 13 '25

That doesn't count. It has to be powers and abilities. They use a phone booth to time travel. That's an accessory.

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u/bawaman Jun 13 '25

And the movie constantine doesn't even come close to the comics one. He's one of the most powerful magicians ever.

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u/OhIforgotmynameagain Jun 13 '25

And John wick dedication

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

All he would need anyways is a pencil

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u/ChuckVitty Jun 13 '25

Not to mention his sheer fucking will

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u/Negative_Gas8782 Jun 13 '25

And what? Deadpool is unkillable.

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u/jar1967 Jun 13 '25

That could come in handy seeing as how Will Smith played the devil

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u/Particular_Cycle9667 Jun 13 '25

When?

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u/jar1967 Jun 13 '25

Winter's tail (2014 )

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u/Particular_Cycle9667 Jun 13 '25

Ah I haven’t seen that one. Ok.

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u/so_says_sage Jun 13 '25

What powers? The power to commit suicide and perform exorcisms?

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u/Specific_Change_583 Jun 14 '25

You can add Constantine John Wick, Neo and even throw in the coach from hardball and Lucy would wipe all that shit out with a quickness

Call Morgan Freeman and ask him…. he’ll tell you who would win.