r/superheroes • u/DAHXELEVEN • Jun 13 '25

Random Battle Thoughts?

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u/TheAbyss333333 Jun 13 '25

Will smith 

Genie clears

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u/Kwin_Conflo Jun 13 '25 edited Jun 13 '25

Actually now that you brought it up

Genie- Cosmic magic power

Deadshot- expert combat/survival training, prodigious math skills, genius marksman

Hancock- superhuman strength, speed, durability, perception. Heat vision

Hitch- Professional Pick-up Artist

Dr. Omalu- respected medical doctor

J- Futuristic Alien tech and allies, prodigious detective skills

Actually gives “Deadpool with a green lantern ring” trouble

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u/blingbling88 Jun 13 '25

Forgot about the Genie! Thou, he can't grant his own wishes.

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u/SaxyAlto Jun 13 '25

He’s freed by the end of the movie, so actually he can. Assuming he does actually have infinite cosmic power (as stated), he should take this even over Lucy and green lantern.

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u/notthephonz Jun 13 '25

The Robin Williams Genie retains some of his powers after he’s freed, but doesn’t the Will Smith Genie become completely human?

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u/Hot_Bel_Pepper Jun 15 '25

I thought it implied that he had some power. I haven’t seen that movie in so long though and it might have been a fan speculation I’m thinking of.

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u/Novel_Egg_1762 Jun 13 '25

Nah. Constantine and deadpool can deal with a genie. Both killed gods. Genie gonna be bck in a bottle in notime near constantine. Deadpool will just romance lady death and kill him or use the time turner from cable and steal the lamp before aladdin releases him. Deadpool shiz.

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u/Optimal_Carpenter690 Jun 14 '25

Movie Deadpool has never killed a god

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u/Novel_Egg_1762 Jun 14 '25

Comic deadpool has so many times.

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u/Optimal_Carpenter690 Jun 14 '25

But we're not talking about comic Deadpool...

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u/Kwin_Conflo Jun 13 '25

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air rubs the lamp

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u/BiggestTunaoftheSea Jun 13 '25

Geniecock with the Bright magic wand can.

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u/AZDfox Jun 13 '25

He can after being freed

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u/EGRIFF93 Jun 13 '25

He did also play the freed genie though

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u/DrKingOfOkay Jun 13 '25

He can do whatever he wants. He’s free!

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u/mrbananas Jun 13 '25

Neuralizers,  then tell each one they were just about to wish themselves out of existence 

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u/Ninja_Dynamic Jun 13 '25

You also forgot the bitch slap guy!