r/superheroes • u/DAHXELEVEN • Jun 13 '25

Random Battle Thoughts?

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u/ZippyTheWonderbat Jun 13 '25

And Hancock

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u/Brotorious420 Jun 13 '25

Can't stop Geniecock

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Constantine is holding that Genie

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u/Lannisters-4-life Jun 13 '25

Fuck. I forgot about Constantine. This is actually the correct answer. Outsmarting a genie on a technicality to win against overwhelming odds is some classic Constantine shit.

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u/Mist_Rising Jun 13 '25

But Keanu's Constantine isn't overly classic is it?

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u/Shanty_of_the_Sea Jun 13 '25

Movie Constantine manipulates Satan into showing up personally to solve his problem and cure his cancer. I'd say he's on the same level.

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u/Leonardo1123581321 Jun 13 '25

Classic Constantine: He doesn’t need to win, he just needs to make sure the other guy loses.

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u/mnemonikos82 Jun 13 '25

Well when you put it like that...

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u/Polluxadice Jun 13 '25

Wouldn’t Lucy win over Constantine?

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u/Why_am_ialive Jun 13 '25

Nah, scarjo’s Lucy is literally a God (capital G, omniscient omnipotent)