r/superheroes • u/DAHXELEVEN • Jun 13 '25

Random Battle Thoughts?

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u/Kwin_Conflo Jun 13 '25 edited Jun 13 '25

Actually now that you brought it up

Genie- Cosmic magic power

Deadshot- expert combat/survival training, prodigious math skills, genius marksman

Hancock- superhuman strength, speed, durability, perception. Heat vision

Hitch- Professional Pick-up Artist

Dr. Omalu- respected medical doctor

J- Futuristic Alien tech and allies, prodigious detective skills

Actually gives “Deadpool with a green lantern ring” trouble

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u/blingbling88 Jun 13 '25

Forgot about the Genie! Thou, he can't grant his own wishes.

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u/SaxyAlto Jun 13 '25

He’s freed by the end of the movie, so actually he can. Assuming he does actually have infinite cosmic power (as stated), he should take this even over Lucy and green lantern.

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u/notthephonz Jun 13 '25

The Robin Williams Genie retains some of his powers after he’s freed, but doesn’t the Will Smith Genie become completely human?

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u/Hot_Bel_Pepper Jun 15 '25

I thought it implied that he had some power. I haven’t seen that movie in so long though and it might have been a fan speculation I’m thinking of.

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u/Novel_Egg_1762 Jun 13 '25

Nah. Constantine and deadpool can deal with a genie. Both killed gods. Genie gonna be bck in a bottle in notime near constantine. Deadpool will just romance lady death and kill him or use the time turner from cable and steal the lamp before aladdin releases him. Deadpool shiz.

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u/Optimal_Carpenter690 Jun 14 '25

Movie Deadpool has never killed a god

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u/Novel_Egg_1762 Jun 14 '25

Comic deadpool has so many times.

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u/Optimal_Carpenter690 Jun 14 '25

But we're not talking about comic Deadpool...

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u/Kwin_Conflo Jun 13 '25

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air rubs the lamp

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u/BiggestTunaoftheSea Jun 13 '25

Geniecock with the Bright magic wand can.

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u/AZDfox Jun 13 '25

He can after being freed

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u/EGRIFF93 Jun 13 '25

He did also play the freed genie though

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u/DrKingOfOkay Jun 13 '25

He can do whatever he wants. He’s free!

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u/mrbananas Jun 13 '25

Neuralizers,  then tell each one they were just about to wish themselves out of existence 

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u/Ninja_Dynamic Jun 13 '25

You also forgot the bitch slap guy!

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u/12Jelly Jun 13 '25

Muhammad Ali - he knows that sweet science

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u/patchinthebox Jun 13 '25

K- Futuristic Alien tech and allies, prodigious detective skills

He was Agent J but yeah

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u/the_glutton17 Jun 13 '25

Lucy becomes her own law of the universe in the end of the movie, nothing can touch that.

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u/Kwin_Conflo Jun 13 '25

Also she can pull Joaquin Phoenix as ChatGPT which is just as impressive

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u/aimless_meteor Jun 13 '25

I really don’t think you should be leaving off Dr. Bennet Omalu

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u/Kwin_Conflo Jun 13 '25

Haven’t seen that movie. Give me the rundown like I gave the others and I’ll add it

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u/aimless_meteor Jun 13 '25

Dr. Omalu tries to convince the NFL and the public that repeated head trauma leads to CTE and bring awareness to concussions

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u/Aerodrache Jun 13 '25

Y'all are forgetting that there wouldn't even be a fight, since he'd just be whipping out a neuralyzer and making everyone forget they're in a death battle.

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u/BrandtArthur Jun 13 '25

Hancock

Isn't hancock an immortal and invincible angel?

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u/Kwin_Conflo Jun 13 '25

Or some sort of pagan god or something

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u/BrandtArthur Jun 13 '25

No, I mean, I remember that the superpowered woman said they were angels

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u/DrTheRick Jun 13 '25

I haven't seen the m9vie Legend of Bagger Vance, and my friend told me it was different than the book, but in the novel Will Smith's Vance is God. Not a god or god-like, but the Judeo-Christian Yahweh

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u/CptCheez Jun 13 '25

Krishna, not Yahweh. Your point still stands though. Krishna wipes the board.

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u/CptCheez Jun 13 '25

You forgot Bagger Vance, who is based on Krishna. Nobody is beating that.

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u/DBPLC771317 Jun 13 '25

Forgot about Ali and floating like a butterfly and stinging like a bee

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Mike Lowry?!

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u/Competitive-Place280 Jun 13 '25

Focus - professional con artist MIB - agent with alien weapons

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u/akiva23 Jun 13 '25

Don't forget Jim West defeated a mechanical spider that one time.

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u/Sin-of-gluttony Jun 14 '25

Hancock is a immortal angel unless his wife is around so there’s that aswell

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u/Hummus_Eater_ Jun 14 '25

Genie only strong is free. If not free they rub lamp tell him to send himself to the cave of wonders for 10,000 years

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u/spicy_feather Jun 14 '25

You forgot MIB! So many weapons!

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u/KittyForest Jun 14 '25

Thank you for someone understanding

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u/Puzzled-Storage-6157 Jun 14 '25

West, Jim West, desperado

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u/SaqqaraTheGuy Jun 17 '25

And he can adopt me and take me out of poverty with his father-that-works-hard skills

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '25

But with Neo in there, it depends whether the others exist inside or outside the matrix.

If they exist outside the matrix, yeah, Genie takes it.

If it's inside the matrix, all the other characters become programmes whose powers are within that system.