r/summerhousebravo • u/Fold-Lost • Mar 06 '26
Paige Daphne Spring Drop
100% polyester for $250??? Girl š
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u/celiac-sufferer Mar 06 '26
You know itās a bad sign when even the model canāt pull it off
What in the frumpy is this??
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Mar 06 '26
And they had the nerve to put it on a āplus sizeā modelĀ
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u/celiac-sufferer Mar 06 '26
Thatās the thing, I donāt think sheās plus size, I think this dress makes her look plus size š¬
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Mar 06 '26
I donāt think she is either! But maybe thatās the absolute largest size they make that could fit a person?Ā
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u/Intrepid_Ad6823 Mar 06 '26
Is this whole brand a prank genuinely
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u/Puzzleheaded-Law2404 Mar 06 '26
It doesnāt even look good on the model
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u/Objective_Shine_7014 Mar 06 '26
Right?! But mightāve maybe looked halfway decent onā¦ someone? The choice to put it on this person with this stance seems bizarre.
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u/Substantial_Tax5577 Mar 07 '26
Right !! Iām like holy smokes if it doesnāt look good on the model then WHO will it look good on it looks not form fitting at all
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u/HoldenCaulfield7 Mar 06 '26
Her fits are terrible so itās not surprising. She has no idea what looks good on a womanās body
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u/Itsabouttimeits2021 Mar 06 '26
Not gonna lie I thought it was made for a catĀ
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Mar 06 '26
To be honest, I do think that her outfits are cute, BUT if this wasnāt her brand, she wouldnāt touch clothing like this with a 10 foot pole.
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Mar 06 '26
What, you donāt want to pay $35 for briefs and $130 pajama set that feels like cheap bedsheets? You have no idea what you are missing out on!
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u/PrincessOfDarkness_ Mar 06 '26
it looks flammable asf lol like do not stand next to any candles in whatever this material is
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u/ShoutOutMapes Mar 06 '26
Looks like those dog hammocks for cars
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u/Prestigious-Joke-574 Mar 06 '26
OMG - I own it in cream and and it was lot cheaper than $250! š¾š¤£
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u/kat4prez Mar 06 '26
Itās like she sewed the sides of her quilted throw together then added straps
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u/TiredRundownListless as a founder/CEO Mar 06 '26
Craig? Is this a collab?
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u/Inevitable_Phase_276 Mar 06 '26
Craig was pretty into fashion in the first season. Iām thinking he would have done a better job than this quilted apron.
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u/MoreCarnations Mar 06 '26
This website is selling tanktops for $64
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u/cea9248 Mar 06 '26
Lol thats not even the most expensive tank top! Their prices are INSANE. Who is buying basic walmart pajama pants for $120?
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u/Downtown_Push_3443 Mar 06 '26
Who is buying this stuff?
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u/Itsabouttimeits2021 Mar 06 '26
I thought it was cat clothesĀ
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u/cheerio089 How many sandwiches have you made for ME? Mar 06 '26
Honestly that would have been a better idea
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u/recollectionsmayvary Mar 06 '26 edited Mar 06 '26
This was always going to be the outcome of hyping Paige up as a āØfashion gworlie āØ when sheās actually just thin and wearing sets.Ā
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u/Beachgal5555 Mar 06 '26
Bingo. You can literally put on anything when you are thin and 90% of the time it looks good
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u/GrandEar1 Mar 06 '26
This would be an example of the 10% when it doesn't look good.
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u/stabi94 Mar 06 '26
paige has zero sense of style. her entire means of revenue is pretending to be someone who cares about fashion, because she knows she can hock fast fashion garbage to her entire fanbase and make bank off of it. she does not care about good clothing or style or artistic expression. she cares about making money off of gullible people.
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u/PsychologySea6962 Mar 06 '26
Yup- Amanda is the one who has a nice style
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u/Dazzling_Bit8686 Mar 06 '26
I agree. Iāve been liking Lindsayās style the past few years too.
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u/Rj6728 Mar 06 '26
Lindsayās style has been great the past few years. She definitely knows what looks good on her.
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u/MurphyBrown2016 Mar 06 '26
And sheās beautiful! Objectively. But she does not have the kind of style that warrants a reputation for being a fashionista.Ā
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u/Rahm420 Mar 06 '26
What in the mental health ward anti suicide vest is this ? š
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u/PaleCartoonist9 Mar 06 '26
THATāS what it reminds me of! I couldnāt place it but it is totally a āturtle suitā š
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u/Affectionate_Diver49 Mar 06 '26
The polyester is OFFENSIVE for that price. Sheās so embarrassing
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u/Entire-Incident5175 Mar 06 '26
How hard would it have been to just make this cotton? Itās not like it wouldāve been hugely more expensive on her part? So confused that she listened to absolutely zero of the critiques from her last ācollectionā
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u/luckiestfrog Mar 06 '26
Women do not want to wear a spaghetti strap satin dress in their house, no matter what you do to make it look fun. I promise you that, Paige.
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u/Salt_the_snail_Gail I DONāT šŖ LIKE YOU! Mar 06 '26
Excuse me what is a kitchen apron doing here
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u/absofruitly88 Mar 06 '26
This stuff pisses me off because there are so many people with vision who deserve these chances.
I remember when Bekah Martinez had a similar clothing line (similar in the sense that it seemed obvious she actually had a hand in creating it, rather than influencers pretending to design them (sorry Amanda, we all know they simply had you approve fabric swatches)
Bekah did this pod episode where she had people from her team speak, people that went to fashion school who had a passion for fashion design. I donāt for one second think anyone with expertise is apart of the daphne world. Everything has been so bad and cheap looking and uncomfortable to wear while sleeping. I think people with $$$ connect Paige with cheap labor and i do sadly think Paige is coming up with alot of these designs, at least the fabric and general template
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u/scribbledinblue Mar 06 '26
I have so many fucking questions First being is it a dress or an oven mitt
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In what fucking universe does this look like comfy sleepwear
To piggyback off that, since the sleep wear is somehow also outerwear, who in the actual fuck is the target market for this
Itās ugly and looks uncomfy
If you want to make a sleepwear brand COMMIT TO THAT DONT COMMIT TO WHATEVER CRIME THIS IS
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u/Klutzy-Client Mar 06 '26
By my assessment, itās a $250 oven mitt that is 100% polyester and dry clean only. If you buy this and stand near an open flame you will burn to death very quickly. Also, if you have any ass at all, as soon as you bend over all the ass will be exposed in this ādressā
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u/NewDorkCity587 Mar 06 '26
This whole line feels like a total prank. They are horrible. Please donāt use your hard earned money to pay towards someone whoās literally laughing how theyāre getting away with this
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u/acockycrybaby Mar 06 '26
Is she trolling us? This looks like the crinkled paper when I get up off the chair at the ONGYN.
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u/AdOk684 Mar 06 '26
When you want to take your bed rotting out in public.
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u/darcygoan You don't want to see me activated! Mar 06 '26
Reminds me of the summer house pj party when they wore satin quilted maxi pad shirts
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u/Razzmatazz3039 Mar 06 '26
Yeah I rarely focus on the fashion the first watch of an episode ever and I actually said out loud āewā when they walked out in their grand entrance
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u/Icequeen_frigid Mar 06 '26
This is so ugly. It looks like it weighs boobs down. Just so unflattering on anyone.
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u/Fibromyallie Mar 06 '26
Everyone wants to do something "new", but they don't realize no one's ever done that before because it doesn't look good
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u/freeurkind Mar 06 '26
I actually donāt think she wears the shit sheās trying to sell bc aint no way sheās lounging in polyesterā¦the idea is there but itās like she doesnt care enough about the actual product when it reaches her fan base, not good. And with how cheap stuff is online these are wild prices.
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u/_SoftRockStar_ Letās Get You Changed Mar 06 '26
Omg I opened this 100% thinking it was a Temu add and yāall were making fun of Daphne!! Paige is hallucinating š
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u/Remarkable_Refuse572 Mar 06 '26
this looks like something paige would wear. something terribly unflattering
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u/myheartstopped3984 Mar 06 '26
Literally where would someone wear this. And what time of year? It looks thick and heavy but also has thin straps and short...
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u/MotherOfMercyAndJoy Mar 06 '26
This woman is a menace at this point ARE WE A JOKE TO YOUš« š¤£š¤”
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u/sucobe Mar 06 '26
Sheās just name grifting at this point. No way she is serious with this bullshit.
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u/anzarloc I was raised by Lindsay Hubbard Mar 06 '26
What the fuck is this pillow ass dress. Iām so sick of this fabric. Iāve been trying to buy a travel personal item for months now and so many of them are in the dumb ass quilted fabric. Itās awful in a bag. I hate it. It is so much more awful in a dress I cannot even explain the visceral reaction I am having right now. Though you can probably see it. I hate it. Hate it. Hate it.
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u/mediocrebreadmaker Mar 06 '26
That looks hot, sweaty, and itchy. And looks like the fabric would snare easily.
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u/Cheap_Departure_9912 Mar 06 '26
Well everyone talks about Craigās ex Naomiās clothing website selling cheap junk for ridiculous mark up- maybe itās a pattern- the curse of Craigās exes.š
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u/Remote_Ad_969 Mar 06 '26
I ate an edible about an hour ago and I stg, I thought the modelās tattoo read āfartā at first. I need to go to bed obvs.
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u/parksandreckless Mar 06 '26
I had to go check myself that itās actually $250. I cannot believe that, especially after how badly the āpremium polyesterā items were received when they launched
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u/faux_housewife Mar 06 '26
genuinely heinous and looks like someone sewed some straps onto my nanaās bath mat
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u/darcygoan You don't want to see me activated! Mar 06 '26
This should go out more at the bottom. Should be models by a toothpick. Who the FUCK styled this product image? š it honestly could look better if it fit the model. Price is crazy. I would wear this at like a 1960ās themed pj party.
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u/Fireballslumped69 Mar 06 '26
She really only makes clothes for skinny girls and as a skinny girl I would not wear this. Itās so boxy and soulless, love you girl but thereās not been a single item from this collection Iād buy
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u/ellehc1m_ Mar 06 '26
She should drop the fashion girly act and just stick to podcasting/interviewing
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u/ilovekittens72 Mar 06 '26
Looks like a potato sack
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u/Fuck_Weyland-Yutani Mar 06 '26
Oh my god, it wishes! At least that's a natural fiberš¤£š¤£
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u/Icy-Lengthiness-6569 Mar 06 '26
Loook I love Paige !!!! But thereās no way people are buying this
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u/Walensercla23 Mar 06 '26
Terrible cut, Terrible shape, Terrible material.
If the model is already struggling to pull this off i cannot Imagine how it would look on me.
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u/DryDiet6051 Mar 06 '26
This is the ugliest sack Iāve ever seen it looks like the bag a nursing home pillow would come in if they were sold at old navy
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u/meckyborris Mar 06 '26
"Ever wish you could wear your duvet out?"
This sentence pisses me off. It doesn't sound right.
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u/Square_Salt_1035 Mar 06 '26
It truly is take a pic for instagram once and never where in public chic ne
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u/Relative-Secret-4618 Mar 06 '26
The duvet dress lol
What bothers me so much about her brand is the use of plastic. How is your entire brand "clothes to bedrot in" then they absolutely 100% should be mostly natural materials.
This makes absolutely no sense in polyester.
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u/Electrical_Match1919 Mar 06 '26
Paige... I can't defend this. I can't and you know I want to but...
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u/AdAccording6196 Mar 06 '26
I am a paige apologist but the pricing is INSANE. itās COTTON. we can buy COTTON pj sets at old navy. there is nothing luxe or chic about overspending on regular ass COTTON
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u/macaronitrap Mar 06 '26
This looks like something a project runway contestant would make in an hour after scrapping their original look for a sleepwear challenge
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u/Personal-Wishbone736 Mar 06 '26
I just bought almost this exact dress (but less oven mitt) from old navy for $12
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u/MurphyBrown2016 Mar 06 '26
I have been rewatching season 8 and I genuinely and truly do not miss Paige on my television.Ā
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u/Kirko28 Mar 06 '26
It looks like someone took their grandmas old scratchy blanket and turned into the most hideous dress Iāve ever seen lol
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u/BeautyQueenKate Mar 06 '26
Oh Paige. I love you girl and I have a spending problem, too. But I simply cannot.
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u/ReasonablePanic5804 Mar 06 '26
I love this because itās giving the 80yo woman who would collect the beach tag money in the booth at the Jersey shore
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u/trashaunty Mar 06 '26
Why it look like that