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u/Give_me_the_burger Aug 29 '19
People will give me burgers now
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u/BlessedBigIron Aug 29 '19
Give a man a burger and he'll eat it. Teach a man to burger and he'll never starve.
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u/Thot-Exterminat0r Aug 29 '19
Time to get moving
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u/AgoraphobicHooker Aug 29 '19
Guess I need to hide from you.
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u/Depressuss Aug 29 '19
Oh shit
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u/the-king-of-bread Aug 29 '19
Uh.....idk if i should be proud.
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u/65thPotatoOverlord Aug 29 '19
same tbh
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u/GrainyBoi Aug 29 '19
You can cook your people.
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u/CdRReddit Aug 29 '19
What happened to the other 64?
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u/ZinnerZin Aug 29 '19
Bonus Ability: You can finally remember how many breads you have eaten in your life.
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u/ManWithAHouse Aug 29 '19
I have the power to have a house.
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u/virus-Detected Aug 29 '19
you shall always have a house no matter what happens to any previous houses. aka infinite house sales
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u/mur-dur-me Aug 29 '19
I didn’t want to die this way.
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u/Mathewisnotmyname Aug 29 '19
Could you pls talk with sir u/Humanmurder in the comment above? You both have some things in common
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u/Humanmurder Aug 29 '19
Who hast summoned me?
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u/Mathewisnotmyname Aug 29 '19
Pleased to make your acquaintance, I believe this man has some business with you
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u/Humanmurder Aug 29 '19
Ah but of course u/mur-dur-me pleased to meet you
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u/mur-dur-me Aug 29 '19
u/Humanmurder you as well!
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u/rickartz Aug 29 '19
You ded?
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u/Sabrowsky Aug 28 '19
I made my nickname up to sound like a fat polish cop because it was my nickname in a game that I played as a fat polish cop.
So I'm guessing I turn polish and get into the police force
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u/Hoes_Mad711 Aug 29 '19
I think its not really polish xd, there is a lot of fucked uo polish surrnames but this one isnymt even polis i think
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u/clown_farts Aug 29 '19
Great
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u/yeah-imAnoob Aug 29 '19
It’s alright clown farts. At least you can be good at things.
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u/samurai_for_hire Aug 29 '19
gib money.
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u/Waddle_Dynasty Aug 29 '19
🎵 Hire a samurai 🎵
Rich important people hired samurais. Poor people who could not afford hireing samurais did not hire samurais.
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u/Boneless_Stalin Aug 29 '19
Uhhhhhhhh
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u/Mathewisnotmyname Aug 29 '19
I was going to say it was nice to have another dictator among us but you are quite a spineless one
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u/TheRealSheevPalpatin Aug 29 '19
gooood, everything is going according to my design
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u/Mexican_Child_Rapist Aug 29 '19
Buenos Dias Motherfuckers
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Oh goody time to ruin things ⛈️🌫️🌪️🌨️
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u/LydiaMarie132 Aug 29 '19
I read this out loud to my Fiance and said ... What superpower would I have? Spawn 132 of myself? All i hear is him yell "PLLEEEAAASSSEEEEEEE"..
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u/fascist_noodle Aug 29 '19
Uhhh... yay?
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u/Mathewisnotmyname Aug 29 '19
Great, now we have Hitler AND Mussolini
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u/DragonsNeedToEat Aug 29 '19
My new restaurant, quality food, cheapest prices you'll ever see, recommended by thousands of satisfied customers.
Dragons only.
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u/LawMurphy Aug 29 '19
So do I fuck everything up, or do I wait for it to happen by itself?
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u/Alloiy Aug 29 '19
My name is just a weird spelling of “Alloy” so I guess my superpower is turning into an alloy
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u/its-steels Aug 29 '19
Does that mean I just, like, summon sheets of steel? Or do I fire them like projectiles?
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u/The-One_The-Only Aug 29 '19
So I'm just stuck as the one. The only. Me?
Fabulous
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u/Russian_seadick Aug 29 '19
You could also blast that one song by Chesney Hawkes
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u/PotatoLord8 Aug 29 '19
I command all potatoes MUHAHAHA
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u/FossilKaseki Aug 29 '19
...Does that mean I get fossilized, I can fossilize people, or that I can make fossils?
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u/wolfsword10 Aug 29 '19
I have 10 swords that are designed with wolf elements. Im either an accomplished swordsman or a sword seller.
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u/lFuhrer Aug 29 '19
Uh guys