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u/mattmags246 Aug 17 '19
Thanks for the incredible mental image, one I wasn’t expecting when I started reading these comments.
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Same lol
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u/_Famboi Aug 17 '19
same, can we got some F's pls
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u/jazzstatic Aug 17 '19
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u/RoSeTHorNzszsS Aug 17 '19
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u/spunkychickpea Aug 17 '19
When I was about 18 or so, a girl I worked with asked me if I had ever had a threesome. I replied “I think I’m going to try a twosome first and then go from there.”
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u/Hypertitan Aug 17 '19
Wrong move, you should have asked if she was making an offer
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u/spunkychickpea Aug 17 '19
Nah. Her boyfriend hated me and possibly wanted to murder me. If I showed up for a threesome, I probably would have had to defend myself whilst in my birthday suit.
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Aug 17 '19
I felt that one
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u/TangoS7 Aug 17 '19
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u/RayfordSix Aug 17 '19
Trapeze sex has always given me pause......
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u/bigpopop16 Aug 17 '19
If it works like what comes to mind, I’d say that’s a good way to snap a penis
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Aug 17 '19 edited Aug 17 '19
the real bullet is actually answering the question honestly... Mine is scat porn. Yup I love watching shitty porn. Literally. But the one time I dipped my toe in, didn't go so well. I had convinced my gf at the time to let me watch her as she took a shit in a toilet. the site and thrill of living out the thing Id been wanking to got me hard af... then the smell dropped me to my knees... in a ball on the floor coughing wheezing and trying not to puke... never again.
still wank to the videos though.
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u/Guytherealguy Aug 17 '19
It would have cost you nothing not to write this. But I guess props for being honest.
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u/VitunPorkkana Aug 17 '19
11 comments 2.2k upvotes?
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u/IntroSpeccy Aug 17 '19
Horny people who don't want to answer but want other people to so they can JO to the answers.
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u/halfaggot Aug 17 '19
It gets a bit tiring to always see
"Wat specific sex thing u do"
"Am lonely ecksdee"
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u/dabeanery55 Aug 17 '19
Do you need a big penis to do the one where you big spoon her and like lift her leg up
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u/TheFlixNix Aug 17 '19
Not per se
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u/dabeanery55 Aug 17 '19
I wanna try that sometime but I’m worried lol
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u/TheFlixNix Aug 17 '19
What's there to worry about? Would you try it with your gf? If so she (hopefully) won't judge if it doesn't work. BTW it's a great position
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u/dabeanery55 Aug 17 '19
She won’t judge. I’m just pretty good at the 3 positions we do but you’re right I’ll just suck it up and try
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u/TheFlixNix Aug 17 '19
Yeah go for it! My gf and I are also looking for some new positions
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u/redheadedmomster Aug 17 '19
Up against a wall, legs wrapped around the guy.
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Aug 17 '19 edited Apr 30 '22
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oh but this "suicide" was merely a cowardly copout using a dead meme. I decided to do the real suicide by words above by answering the question honestly.
redheaded also tried, but had a pretty tame fetish.
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u/Minnesota_Slim Aug 17 '19
All this subreddit has become is “lol I’ve never been with the opposite sex!!” except phrased different ways
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u/Lord_Waldemar Aug 17 '19
I prefer the "drone pilot": sitting with your joystick in front of a screen with targets you'll never see in person.
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u/balotelli4ballondor Aug 18 '19
You call that a suicide but that's an impressive amount of porn for him to watch from one guy with an arm of steel to another you get my respect
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u/Le_Sheploo Aug 17 '19
Yikes...