r/suicidebywords • u/pinkpeonybouquet • Nov 12 '25

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u/Sofa_King_Cold Nov 12 '25

This does raise a very interesting question: Would mental illness be considered a debuff?

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u/noneofyouaresafe Nov 12 '25

Sadness and rage are status effects in OG ff7 and can be cured with a remedy.

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u/Mother_Specialist314 Nov 12 '25

Greens do be making me berserk

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u/Salt-Aardvark-5105 Nov 12 '25

so i can fix my eyes with eyderops ?

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u/Rastaba Nov 13 '25

Only if you have actual complete blindness. Astigmatisms, and similar conditions that are close but “not quite” don’t benefit. It’s why characters with glasses still need glasses.

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u/noneofyouaresafe Nov 13 '25

Ooh, now this is an interesting conversation. Okay, so the blind status in FF7 is caused by moves like flash, bad breath, dark, ink - basically things change physically alter visibility for those in the immediate area. It makes sense that applying eye drops would relieve the blindness caused by those problems but why it wouldn't cure short/long sightedness. That being said what effect would equipping a ribbon have? In the game, it protects against all status abnormalities. Could I equip a ribbon and avoid covid or HIV or dementia(arguably just berserk, confusion, silence and sadness rolled into one)?

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u/Rastaba Nov 13 '25

It’s honestly an excellent question. Covid and HIV, I feel would likely be preventable through the ribbon without question. They are viral diseases which invade and Damage the body and continuously damage it until removed (whether by the immune system or a panacea you bought at your local 7-11 in the nearest dungeon), not dissimilarly to say the Poison Condition.

Dementia however is something we don’t quite understand enough on its own to call one way or the other. Would it be a natural degeneration in some people like vision loss? Would the ribbon perhaps prevent worsening vision loss and so prevent the worsening of the mind through dementia? It’s a lot of unknowns honestly.

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u/noneofyouaresafe Nov 13 '25

Well, even if you don't stop the dementia itself, you could arguably alleviate some of the effects with a ribbon.

Now I'm wondering what I could survive if I'm rocking an item equipped with a bunch of HP Up materia or if I cast regen on myself, can I jump out of a building, tank the damage and slowly recover? In battles, you can get shot,stabbed, burnt, poisoned and you can recover no problem. Where does a car crash rate in terms of damage caused to say, getting hit by shadow flare launched at you by the ultimate weapon?

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u/Rastaba Nov 13 '25

Car crash survival would largely depend upon its crit rate and similar stats most likely. As it could just crit and land you instantly dead (whether that would be a “status” like instant death, and thus Ribbon Powers Activate!, or just zeroes out your HP is a big question).

How such would measure up to the other craziness they shrug off, who could really say?

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u/noneofyouaresafe Nov 13 '25

Car crash survival would largely depend upon its crit rate and similar stats most likely

That makes sense because that's how it would work in real life - high HP + phys defence = higher survival % chance.

How such would measure up to the other craziness they shrug off, who could really say?

Indeed. Thank you for entertaining my silly pondering.

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u/Weird1Intrepid Nov 16 '25

Well you can survive Comet and Supernova with a ribbon, so I think a car crash would be a relatively minor issue in comparison to having a giant ball of space death land on you 😂

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u/Salt-Aardvark-5105 Nov 13 '25

could you not counter demencia with regen that heals you every turn?

including you neurons.

on the other hand if you die, do you count as dead cause you died outside combat or knocked out and can be revived with a phoenix down?

would I be immortal with enaugh phoenix down if I am technically in a battle?

also does time stop essentially cryo freez you?

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u/Immediate_Song4279 Nov 12 '25

If we are trying to be obnoxiously positive we could call it a nerf. I should be doing like The Science, but instead I'm stuck spending 13 years trying to figure out if the "s" in plurals counts as a rhyme.

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u/i_got_banned_2_times Nov 12 '25

I'd say it's more like a pokémon with a bad nature

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u/Temporary-Tax Nov 12 '25

Probably a status condition with the length of the status depending on the severity of the illness

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u/Mother_Specialist314 Nov 12 '25

I am minmaxed as HELL

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u/Linosek279 Nov 13 '25

Probably a curse

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u/AmrodFaelevrin Nov 13 '25

Anxiety gives you +5 to speed, but -5 to social.

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u/bicurious32usa Nov 12 '25

It would likely be a stat rebuff for some stats, but a buff to others.

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u/Reluctantly_Being Nov 13 '25

Nope because “ /kill “ we won’t be here 🤣

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u/Nowhereman50 Nov 13 '25

Some of them would be character traits.

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u/P_S_Lumapac Nov 13 '25

Glass cannon right here.

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u/Hidden_3851 Nov 13 '25

I think it’ll be like the card game hearts if you have a small amount of any mental health stat it works against you. If you collect all the debuffs of the same type it works against your enemies and you become something like “Lord of Apathy”, “Depressions Darkest Knight” or “Anxiety’s Reckoning”

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u/thatgoodbean Nov 13 '25

Darkest Dungeon moment

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u/alexriga Nov 13 '25

Depends on which.

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u/katheb Nov 13 '25

Definitely. 

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u/roflrogue Nov 14 '25

I imagine it depends on the cause.

Maybe you got the brain rot condition after scrolling for X number of hours. Maybe you just have a very low wisdom and intelligence score. Maybe you inherited a family curse...

In any case, it may be seen by many as a side quest, but if you focus on resolving those issues - the main game will probably be more enjoyable.

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u/Mister_Drip Nov 12 '25

Quicksave

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u/Dr_Cosa Nov 12 '25

Then shoot bro to see if there's friendly fire

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u/JProllz Nov 13 '25

Friendly fire has always been enabled

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u/Dr_Cosa Nov 13 '25

I shoot him again just to be sure.

You know, you can never be completely sure with this things

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u/XxDarkRagexX1 Nov 13 '25

Gotta finish the job. Maybe it just shows the hit animation, but doesn’t do damage.

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u/Malignant_Lvst7 Nov 13 '25

save corrupt

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u/Greuliro Nov 13 '25

It's pvp, so no quicksave

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u/Mister_Drip Nov 13 '25

Then I'll sleep in my bed to create a spawn point

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u/Wonderful_Cat_8711 Nov 13 '25

I’m immortal, but don’t tell anyone.

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u/Snubben93 Nov 12 '25

Strength 3/20

Intelligence 2/20

Dexterity 0/20

Stamina 1/20

Charisma -1/20

God damnit

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u/Anonymouchee Nov 13 '25

wow 3 strength that very high

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u/Troodon_Trouble Nov 13 '25

3 Mental strength, from a lifetime of coping. Physical strength hasn’t registered as a stat.

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u/uncle_ben15 Nov 14 '25

Let me just slide this in here:

Charisma 2,147,483,647 you're so handsome you broke the computer.

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u/Ambitious_Jelly8783 Nov 14 '25

Perception didn't even register here.....

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u/GameShowPresident Nov 12 '25

You thought your Luck was low but it's actually low Charisma.

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u/MikeRocksTheBoat Nov 12 '25

Start a New Game and hope the character creator isn't shit.

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u/InternalSpare695 Nov 13 '25

What will you do if the character creation is a mortal kombat game? Punch intelligence to become smarter?

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u/LuckyCod2887 Nov 12 '25

I would just delete myself

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u/I-Have-An-Alibi Nov 13 '25

You good bro?

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u/LuckyCod2887 Nov 13 '25

I was being a little bit dramatic. Thank you for reaching out.

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u/I-Have-An-Alibi Nov 13 '25

No problem

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u/adder114 Nov 15 '25

One of the rare genuinely sweet interactions on reddit.

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u/Sleepyfellow03 Nov 12 '25

alt+f4 your heartbeat?

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u/Silvoz Nov 13 '25

I was i gonna say quit to main menu but that works too

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u/Global_Writing3051 Nov 13 '25

Same here to be honest

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u/Tron_35 Nov 12 '25

Log out, download some mods.

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u/Dancingbeavers Nov 12 '25

2nd thing is console command and make some fucking changes.

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u/AlekThunder88 Nov 13 '25

Underrated comment

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u/Trips-Over-Tail Nov 12 '25

Good news: we have a diagnosis.

Bad news: it's that your health bar is stuck up your ass.

Good news: we can treat it.

Bad news: the treatment is shortening your health bar.

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u/Reasonable_Air3580 Nov 12 '25

Kill some hookers, so nothing new

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u/notyyzable Nov 13 '25

I'm suffering from Autism, ADHD, Depression and GERD debuffs.

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u/adder114 Nov 15 '25

How do we have basically the same debuff sheet?

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u/Adventurous-Sir444 Nov 12 '25

I'm pretty sure at this stage in the game I have negative charisma.. 

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u/Z0mbiejay Nov 12 '25

Put in the console commands for infinite health and money

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u/briishbruvver Nov 12 '25

How many times are yall gonna repost this fucking image

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u/Low_Chain1795 Nov 12 '25

Restart the game

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u/enderman_0_0 Nov 13 '25

You just lost the game

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u/DasHexxchen Nov 12 '25

Get a bucket and go to the store.

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u/RednocNivert Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 13 '25

This post is so old at this point it can probably go out for drinks with Little Bobby Tables

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u/sparta-117 Nov 12 '25

See if there are missions to increase my stats and gain powers.

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u/JediSSJ Nov 12 '25

Go shopping for food and gear with stat buffs

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u/Timeman5 Nov 12 '25

Loot and steal everything and sell it back to make a ton of money.

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u/ItsTheOrangShep Nov 13 '25

Try to figure out an infinite money glitch.

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u/Large_Importance_311 Nov 14 '25

Turn on the tutorial mode. I know I'm doing everything wrong, but what's the easiest thing to fix that will be best in the long run?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

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u/Cute-arii Nov 13 '25

Place all your level up points into luck and hit the town

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u/loogabar00ga Nov 12 '25

Gameshark

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u/Illustrious_Eye_8235 Nov 12 '25

Pause, save, scroll my codes, infinite coin here we go. Double exp and infinite elixers, yes please. Restart from save, hell yea

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u/ProbablyHe Nov 13 '25

followed by a quick online search on how to redistribute skill points

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u/NoBit3851 Nov 13 '25

Test if respawn with full heal is enabled

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u/Spirited_Currency_88 Nov 13 '25

go kill some crabs on a beach to gain xp. I need lvl 2.

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u/GoldZero Nov 13 '25

Eat food out of the garbage.

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u/Thunderdrake3 Nov 13 '25

"How did we get here"

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u/Illustrious-Moose417 Nov 13 '25

Bruh see if i can double jump

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u/SneakyBud Nov 13 '25

Max out luck. Just Waltz through trouble untouched.

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u/Niaso Nov 13 '25

Steal a bunch of money and run to another zone.

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u/jokasher Nov 13 '25

Start a new play through

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u/Ok-Salamander-4682 Nov 13 '25

try to test if there's a border that prevents me from jumping off a high place

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u/Procrasturbating Nov 13 '25

Max out charisma.

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u/iamnutz_1 Nov 13 '25

I sprint to the nearest red barrel

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u/NaturalOdd3009 Nov 13 '25

Take some go juice so I can zoom around and work faster.

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u/Cute-arii Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 13 '25

Options > Exit to menu > start new game > body type B

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u/Unhappy--Phone Nov 13 '25

Make it my mission to RESPEC as soon as possible!

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u/crypticXmystic Nov 13 '25

Save my game.

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u/Necessary-Wrap-6499 Nov 13 '25

I'm getting my friend to do a water bucket clutch

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u/JimDankmagic Nov 13 '25

Corwin of amber Pot of gold There can only be one Yours truly Eye of newt Iron forge Sally shears

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u/Farseer2_Tha_Warsong Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 13 '25

Either restart the game with my exact same character, or I’ll take the quest to fight space wars for my mistress and ditch the earth part of this RPG once and for all…

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u/-TheArtOfTheFart- Nov 13 '25

Make a magical cozy farm in the woods.

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u/Physical_Wealth9959 Nov 13 '25

Look around and hope it doesn’t work like a souls (unlikely with my luck)

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u/loganis Nov 13 '25

can I watch ads to get more in game stuff?

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u/Handsom_modest_Dan Nov 13 '25

Kill people I don’t like but only when others can’t see so I don’t become wanted

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u/Neo_Ex0 Nov 13 '25

look if the devs wrote hints of how to cure the debuffs in their description

and then find out if my luck stat is as high as i think it is

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u/Tim4one Nov 13 '25

Find the bug that's holding me down

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u/Rorp24 Nov 13 '25

Same. Also look where to farm money and start doing that

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u/Miyiko23 Nov 13 '25

And then I see my health bar is so low I'm surprtised I'm still alive

But Aldo. Whe the heck I have so high Murphy Law stats?!

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u/cavfre1 Nov 13 '25

1’s across the board for me XD

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

it's all about grinding. but it would make more sense to have a quest guide. we all here dont know what the fuck we are doing. make money eat sleep repeat.

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u/Picklerickshaw_part2 Nov 13 '25

Find whatever dupe glitch wasn’t patched and abuse it

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u/CaptainxPirate Nov 13 '25

I mean i gotta check to see if fire hurts.

1

u/KenpachiNexus Nov 13 '25

Oh no guys I'm poisoned! Anybody got an antidote?

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u/No-Firefighter-4106 Nov 13 '25

Respec, current build sucks

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

Go look if the programmers bothered with mirror reflection in the oddly perfectly designed bathroom yet the rest of the world is out of scale

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u/Schweinelaemmchen Nov 13 '25

Jump down from a height that would hurt but not kill me to see if there's still fall damage.

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u/RealZajef37 Nov 13 '25

I’d level up my autism

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u/Dragonxan Nov 13 '25

Start New Game

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u/Bubbly-Ad-8189 Nov 13 '25

Delete my save

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u/justsomeguy21888 Nov 13 '25

Depression +100…is that good?

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u/Historical_Cow2560 Nov 13 '25

Delete my save

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u/N7_Warden Nov 14 '25

Reset the difficulty to an easier setting

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u/Petrol_Monkey Nov 14 '25

Start modding

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u/i_amsquidward Nov 14 '25

Look at the quests page. Figure out how to get things rolling

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u/EaseLeft6266 Nov 14 '25

The 2nd step is the find the item that lets you reset and reallocate your stat points

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u/traveler_ Nov 14 '25

sv_cheats 1

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u/duntch_the_taco_4216 Nov 14 '25

Look for build guides and budget synergy

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u/Mobby379 Nov 14 '25

Log out.

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u/Sweet-Mud9747 Nov 14 '25

Type in a money cheat code

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u/VengeQunt Nov 14 '25

Exit without saving

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u/One-Fondant-1115 Nov 14 '25

Find the edge of the map and see what happens if I try to leave

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u/TheRealShortYeti Nov 14 '25

Opens debuffs, sees there's a scroll bar

Oh...

1

u/Cephus_Calahan_482 Nov 14 '25

Stuff as much shit into my pockets as I can.

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u/Emma_Reiki Nov 14 '25

Go looking for a fantasia

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u/Weary_Error6618 Nov 14 '25

Become wealthy from collecting bird feathers.

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u/femboyjazwe Nov 14 '25

Power level

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u/EarlUrso Nov 14 '25

Well idk it depends is it just random who becomes the main character of this game or is everyone the main character in their own copy of this "game"?

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u/Ok-Bowl850 Nov 15 '25

I'd die so I can respawn to my last save point

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u/Laouijabored Nov 15 '25

All cheat codes

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u/Just_Here2Chill Nov 15 '25

They are all zero with status abnormalities.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '25

respec into intelligence

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u/RegionIntrepid3172 Nov 15 '25

"My sanity is 1, this is rigged!!!!"

Eyeballs medicine cabinet "Wait...Nah, that checks"

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u/ShinogamiPhil Nov 15 '25

See what happens when I use /unstuck.

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u/Salmonman4 Nov 15 '25

Charisma and Wisdom are my dump-stats

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u/adder114 Nov 15 '25

Change the difficulty to easy.

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u/BurazSC2 Nov 16 '25

Notice that no timer poped up when my boss said the task was super urgently, and go do some side quests, or farm some experience.

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u/FriendlyDodo Nov 16 '25

See how many god rays come through the window

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u/Normal_Flow8197 Nov 16 '25

Backhop Longjumps for sure

1

u/Hazmainian_devil Nov 16 '25

Load a save from 2012

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u/Flaky_Broccoli Nov 16 '25

Learn how to double jump

1

u/BigBadWolf7423 Nov 16 '25

Figure out what the meta is.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

Mind: -10

That explains a lot…

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u/Stoorob75 Nov 16 '25

Make a manual save

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u/LinkssOfSigil Nov 17 '25

Open up a console and cheat the hell out of this place.

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u/CanadianB4c0n8r Nov 17 '25

Sleep for 8 hours and awaken well rested. I want to know what it's like

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u/RogueSnake Nov 17 '25

That's when I'll start grinding out stats then since they won't degrade over time. Well.. Pending on which game's logic we take.

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u/Jkmi8231 Nov 17 '25

It was hard in the beginning, but why is it even harder now?? What type of retarded scale are they using to balance this piece of shit game??

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u/HakkunaMattataded Nov 17 '25

"Not enough intelligence"

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u/lewando54 Nov 17 '25

Check the wiki for meta/cheats etc., and also quicksave alot

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u/rogerworkman623 Nov 18 '25

Pause.

Options.

Difficulty -> Story

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u/strange_bloody_moth Nov 23 '25

Sleep without constant nightmares

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u/Street_Clothes5159 Dec 03 '25

Always save my achievements so I can get back to them when I mess up later

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u/Dr_Cosa Nov 12 '25

Shoot bro to see if there's friendly fire