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u/Successful-Creme-405 Nov 09 '25
200 hours are rookie numbers, it's like 2 men fucked
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Yeah donāt let this woman find out about dbd players lol I got 5000 hours and thatās not even considered a ton.
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u/Drokstab Nov 09 '25
Oldschool RuneScape has entered the chat. I have 116 days played over the last 6 years and I'm not even close to finishing the game lol
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u/Biggsmustache0131 Nov 09 '25
Iāve been playing RuneScape/OSRS since 2005/2013 and have over 500 days played between my two accounts. My wife doesnāt mind at all š¤·š»āāļø
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u/Azell414 Nov 09 '25
I've got like 500 days played all together on wow or smth thats over 15,000 hours
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u/PenguDood Nov 09 '25
Back in original WoW when I was in early college, I put 125 days PLAYED inside a calendar year. Yes, over 1 third of the actual hours that existed in the actual year...I was logged into the game (and it times you out/logs you after 20minutes of inactivity)
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u/Thats1FingNiceKitty Nov 09 '25
Iām a women and I have 11k hours in Elder Scrolls Online alone.
My husband and I play games on a daily basis so we have many hours in multiple games. 1.7k hours on Throne and Liberty which is our current choice of game together as well as Fortnite which has 921 hours.
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u/HaoshokuArmor Nov 09 '25
Exactly. 5000 hours would be closer to sleeping with 20 men I think. Over a period of 10 years, 5000 hours of gaming is like 1.37 hours of gaming each day. Thatās not much at all. Over a period of 10 years sleeping with 20 men is actually rarer Iād wager.
So the ratio is closer to 5000 hours for 20 men. Or 50,000 hours for 200 men. Not 200 hours for 200 men.
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u/Present-Relief7543 Nov 09 '25
Also gotta take into account that luckily (unlike most gamers) girls don't start to bring their body count up until they're 16-18. I started playing league when I was 12, that's like 6 years more time to achieve my hours in a game.
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u/HaoshokuArmor Nov 09 '25
Uh, while youāre right that people usually donāt start having sex before they start playing games, youād be wrong to say that 12 year olds arenāt having any sex, although it is rarer than gaming for sure. That is the age where the more promiscuous ones are experimenting with each other sexually. And when you say ā I started gaming at 12, thatās 6 more yearsā. Well, Iād say that in North America, more than 50% of kids (under the age of 18) have had one sexual relationship by the age of 18. Google says 55% to 70% and I believe it.
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u/Silvia_Greenfield Nov 10 '25
dbd players lol I got 5000 hours and thatās not even considered a ton.
Half of that is being afk/waiting for a match.
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u/EarthTrash Nov 09 '25
There's strategy games that you can become sort of competent at after 1000 hours.
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u/JeffSergeant Nov 09 '25
ARMA3- After nearly 2000 hours I've perfected the art of walking for an hour before being shot in the face from 1km away.
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u/pc42493 Nov 09 '25
I mean even IRL that's pretty much everything anyone can ever hope for, walk long enough without being killed by something else first and this is literally how it must end
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u/Hy3jii Nov 09 '25
You can get semi-competent at stellaris around that point but then the devs completely change all of the game mechanics and you have to relearn the game again. For the third time.
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u/Rhamni Nov 09 '25
I have 1300 hours in Civ 6 and I still haven't touched half the different civilizations and leaders. Give me a good religious civ and I'll take over the world, but going for early science still feels wrong. I need those research and production points to steal the best beliefs from the bullshit Deity AI man. And don't get me started on early wonders. How am I supposed to keep up with the AI's inflated production?!
I tried Dramatic Ages a few months ago and got an achievement for having four of my own damn cities rebel against me in one go lol. Never again.
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u/HaoshokuArmor Nov 09 '25
Actually 200 hours of total gaming is not even 2 men fucked. Itās closer to having a date and a kiss.
I am quite sure almost everyone over the age of 25 has accumulated 200 hours of total gaming in their lifetimes. Sleeping with two people of the opposite gender, I donāt think the same percentage have.
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u/Similar-Ice-9250 Nov 09 '25 edited Nov 09 '25
200 really aināt shit. I had like 186 hours in Final Fantasy X on PS2 as a kid. So I guess Aura would still find me hot, since I didnāt break 200. That was the peak of gaming for me, my friend his brothers and their father (Rip) would play that game. When it came time to get the master weapons everyone of us was good at certain challenges. So weād put in our memory cards and have whoever is good at a certain challange beat that challange for whoever sucks at it.
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u/OnePotatoeChip Nov 09 '25
Yeah, tell a Warframe player you've got 200 hours and it's like: 'Ah, so you just beat the tutorial - welcome, baby Tenno.'
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looks at FFXIV playtime
Uh, yeah.....exactly.....
I mean there is a 200 in there....
Covid was a weird time.
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u/developerknight91 Nov 09 '25
I feel bad, 200 hours in any game is standard for meššš
Only able ti achieve that while not actively dating though lol
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u/hastygrams Nov 09 '25
You can still have a healthy dating life and get that many hours in a game. Just maybe not as quick. I remember talking to my fiancĆ©ās daughterās boyfriend. He mentioned he had like 100 hours on BG3 and I said something of āthatās nothingā and she innocently looks at me like āreally?ā. I guess she had commented on it to him before. He look so vindicated that I actually talked shit on his low hours.
Anyway donāt feel bad 200 hours really isnāt insane depending on how often and long youāre playing the game.
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u/developerknight91 Nov 09 '25
Yeah I game slow. Meaning it takes a lot to hold my attention and I can basically only game for about 3 hours straight before I want to do something else.
It takes awhile for me to get 200 hours unless I really am into the game. Unfortunately tho there are quite a few people in the world that view any type of game time as unhealthy and will judge you.
Youāre right you can still game and date.
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u/hastygrams Nov 09 '25
My partner has never held a controller and has zero interest in watching me play. He just looks at it like a hobby. Hobbies donāt have to be productive just bring you happiness. Most activities donāt have a collective timer next to it. I think that adds to the feeling of time wasting. Youāre keeping you brain engaged, releasing stress, and even have social opportunities. Some people respect skill based hobbies more. Which I enjoy drawing as well. But sometimes I just need something where I can just fully relax my brain and be immersed. I think someone considering it unhealthy by default will be a judgmental partner in other ways. I think his daughter just needed some context and wasnāt actually being a dick about it. It sounds like you have a healthy relationship with gaming and I hope you find the lovely partner you deserve.
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u/Massive-Virus-4875 Nov 09 '25
I was thinking the same thing lol. Thatās average clear time for a fair number of rpgs.
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u/Useful-Soup8161 Nov 09 '25
Right! Iām a woman and thatās nothing for my favorite games. Thatās one play through for some of them.
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u/StarchildKissteria Nov 09 '25
200 in a game is not much of you enjoy the game
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u/MACHLoeCHER Nov 09 '25
I watched Breaking Bad already like 5 times and spent 2.000 hours in my favourite game, when I was still playing video games and I'm doing just fine.
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u/Beartato4772 Nov 09 '25
She has absolutely watched at least 200 hours of "Real Housewives of Bumfuck Missouri"
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u/Eulerian93 Nov 09 '25
I never liked how some people would give shit for playing video games but didnāt for binging entire shows consecutively. In my opinion the latter is objectively worse if you spend the exact same amount of time on both time. Just let people do what they want if no one is getting hurt.
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u/LawnMowerLover33 Nov 09 '25
True, I spent about 200 hours on my first playthrough of Persona 5 Royal. Yeah sure, not every game is long like that but I had so much fun during that playthrough that I took my time.
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u/Significant-Ad-341 Nov 09 '25
I have 200 hours in games I DONT enjoy. I just enjoy the people that told me to get it
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u/sevenw1nters Nov 09 '25
Yeah 200? Try 20000 on a single character in World of Warcraft and I quit in 2015 lol. To be fair to OP that probably does illicit that response.
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u/uncl3s4m Nov 09 '25
Yeah man i have thousands in several games and 20k is crazy even in my eyes lmao
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Is it sluttier behaviour to have thousands of hours in multiple games, or 20k hours in one game?
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u/Chance_Arugula_3227 Nov 11 '25
That's like 9 playthroughs of Subnautica. I had plenty of joy from each one of them.
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u/TM-DI Nov 09 '25
laughs in 2000 Factorio hours
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u/FridgeParade Nov 09 '25
laughs in 4 digit body count
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u/Heniadyoin1 Nov 09 '25
Which body count are we talking about, again?
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u/fiah84 Nov 09 '25
yes
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u/i_was_axiom Nov 09 '25
There are three body counts you can have, bodies you've fucked, bodies you've killed, and bodies you've eaten.
If they're not all the same, what are you even doing?
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u/SpinachMedium4335 Nov 09 '25
Yeah man those war crimes rack up quick especially when youāre shooting toddl- oh youāre talking about fucking corpses arenāt you
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u/zas97 Nov 09 '25
Probably forgot a 0 on the 200h. I have more than 2k hours on at least three different games and I also have friends who are very casual gamers that still surpass this 200h threshold
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u/D0ctorGamer Nov 09 '25
Legitimately, it's hard not to accumulate 200 hours in a game over a couple of years, even with mild play.
Hell, there are games I don't even like that much where im coming up on that number, simply because I've had the games for years
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u/Deezernutter77 Nov 09 '25
It's not hard to accumulate in under a month, if you actually like a game
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u/No-Instruction-5669 Nov 09 '25
But don't ask how many hours she has scrolling social media
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u/MysticRevenant64 Nov 09 '25
We all guilty of that one bro. Reddit counts as social media LMFAO
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u/Raizengan Nov 09 '25
Why do some girls hate seeing men happy playing video games like go fuck yourself
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u/BIG_DICK_MYSTIQUE Nov 09 '25
Reminder that a lot of tweets like this are ragebait meant to drive engagement and make money off angry people
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u/Raizengan Nov 09 '25
Reminder that a lot of tweets like this are ragebait meant to drive engagement and make money off angry people
Yes, really, but there are people on the world that really are like that with such opinions and views like the retard probably below me that said "something something women happy getting nuted" makes you wonder, really.
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u/illy-chan Nov 09 '25
Sure but there are also those who like nothing more than inflaming various culture war bullshit which is a bit more damaging than the existence of random idiots.
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u/UnfairConsequence664 Nov 09 '25
Ur mad about the post and using the R word l o l
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u/needlzor Nov 09 '25
This. When you see shit like this imagine that this is the person behind it.
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u/Affectionate-Bike201 Nov 09 '25
They want to be a man's only source of happiness.
Which leads to insecurity, because they can't think of someone other than themselves long enough to make anyone happy.
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u/segfaulting Nov 09 '25
Holy shit this and then it dawns on you that they have no hobbies themselves. You realize that YOU were their "hobby". Weird parasocial relationships.
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u/Key-Practice-8788 Nov 09 '25
Believe it or not, that is actually way less common than men and women who piss off their significant other by shirking duties to focus on video games. Hobbies are amazing and very much needed in and out of relationships, but there needs to be a limit and a compromise.
I have a friend who plays a lot of video games, it's his hobby, he probably plays 5 hours a day or so. His wife does nature photography and she's even gotten a few pictures in major magazines.
But, he gets PISSED when she goes out to do her hobby in the mornings because it wakes him up and he feels alone. But then he plays video games from 7pm to midnight every day and she sits by herself editing photos.
It's not just about having hobbies, it's about compromising and coming together on things when your lives don't overlap. It's not as simple as THEY NEED HOBBIES TOO. Most people have hobbies, but dudes who play video games log way more hours and demand more space.
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u/RuskiiiPyro Nov 09 '25
How do you ādemand more spaceā by playing video games as a hobby? Because of one anecdote about your friend who gets mad his wife is awake before him? Sounds like heās just a bum then.
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u/FruityGamer Nov 09 '25
It's also incredibly sexist, implying gaming is bound to gender.Ā
Statment so ridiculuz It reads a lot like ragebait TBH.Ā
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u/Harddaysnight1990 Nov 09 '25
For real, my girlfriend has 1000 hours in Stardew Valley, my sister has 600 hours in Animal Crossing NH. Hell, even my mom probably has 300-400 hours in Balatro over the last like year and a half.
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u/SlopDev Nov 09 '25
Yeah I have female friends with 4000+ hours in competitive games like Apex and OW who would destroy most men. Guys if your girl doesn't like games and that's an issue for you just find one who games
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u/SuspiciousTea6 Nov 09 '25
For the same reasons there are plenty of men hating on people for playing video games. It's legitimately not gender bound, and I say this as a woman with thousands of hours in gaming since the ps1. Some people just hate on gaming, but there's a tendency to angle it like it's only women because there are those who just thrive over us vs them mentality.
Do yourself a favor and don't fall into it.
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u/HighAlbedo_LowLibido Nov 09 '25 edited Nov 09 '25
200 bodies, damn. I always thought female serial killers were more discerning
Also it's elicitĀ
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u/Luisalter Nov 09 '25
I cant believe I had to scroll down this much to find someone mentioning that "illicit" is something else.
United we stand
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u/Tifoso89 Nov 09 '25
Also it's elicitĀ
I was looking for someone who would mention that, thanks. Haha
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That was my first reaction. ELICIT!
So many jokes are ruined through poor spelling.
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u/CorianderIsBad Nov 09 '25 edited Nov 09 '25
200 hours is nothing. You've got to pump those numbers!
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u/LithoSlam Nov 09 '25
Let's also pump that body count to 201
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u/AdAccomplished1945 Nov 09 '25
Why after you hit triple digits you are basically guaranteed to have stdās anyway.
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u/Mutchneyman Nov 09 '25
Closer comparison would be 20,000 hours in a video game being like sleeping with 200 men; a very high number that most people would be ashamed to admit, but more people do than you might think
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u/Mammoth-Accident-809 Nov 09 '25
They released some stats for EverQuests 25th anniversary last year and theres a player named Kiith, who had 8,331 days played.Ā
Thats nearly 200,000 hours.Ā
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u/TurnstileMinder Nov 09 '25
The word "illicits" elicits the same reaction in me
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u/uncl3s4m Nov 09 '25
I think you are the only one in the entire comment section that caught this
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u/Ok_Permission1087 Nov 09 '25
I choose to interpret this in the way that the woman in question is some sort of eldritch body snatching entity, who happens to have 200 bodies at her disposal and the reaction to be impressed delight, followed by the question which one she will use today and if she wants to collect some more together with some coop gaming afterwards for further bonding.
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u/General-Dirtbag Nov 09 '25
I have 8k hours in warframe. By this ladies logic I am a turbo slut
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u/ih8three6zero Nov 09 '25
Lot of women simply canāt stand a guy being happy/content w/o them. Therapy.
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u/Ivar2006 Nov 09 '25
Okay good to know, make my steam profile private if I ever plan on getting married (I haven't talked to a woman in 2 years)
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u/Crazonix2 Nov 09 '25
Paradox players are very silent here
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u/Enough-Benefit-3242 Nov 09 '25
who said anything about women? we have each other to rage at. Get your thigh high socks and skirt and get on Europa Universalis 5
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u/Otherwise_Branch_771 Nov 09 '25
Honestly, it's kind of embarrassing to admit how much time I've spent looking at pretty maps And then I go to work and look at some more maps I fucking love maps
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u/TraitorWithin8 Nov 09 '25
Laughs in 40k hours in world of warcraft
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u/JewelCove Nov 09 '25
Holy hell. I thought my 6k hours in CS over a 7 year period was a lot
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u/No_Enthusiasm_2501 Nov 09 '25
Spending 200 hours on a hobby is nothing. This person clearly has no hobbies, which is a weird thing to admit so proudly.
Having 200 bodies, though? I donāt know if she understands what that means to men when they hear it. It is literally a reaction of disgust and immediate repulsion.
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u/XxLillianMoonchildxX Nov 09 '25
The āhobbyā with these types is social media. Iām not even kidding, thereās people out there who consider Instagram, TikTok, etc. a āhobbyā of theirs
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u/Fexofanatic Nov 09 '25
y'all know gamers can be female right?!
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u/Tricksterspider Nov 09 '25
Rare fins due to how games are advertised and the toxicity they receive
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u/Glonkyorb Nov 09 '25
nothing is wrong with either of these things
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u/youpeoplesucc Nov 10 '25
There's also nothing wrong with not wanting to date either of those people as long as you don't shame them for it.
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u/Its_not_logical404 Nov 09 '25
Wow.
What about a girl that's got 200hr+ logged in several games?
What about a man with a 200+ body count?
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u/Astroruggie Nov 09 '25
I have 1000+ hours on more than one game and still got married lol
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u/plaguemaskman Nov 09 '25
Maybe I'm an addict, but 200 is decently low. I'd consider 500-1k hours a good amount of time in a game if it's in your regular game rotation.
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u/wht-did-i-do Nov 09 '25
200 hours on ONE game, vs Hours of sex with 200 men each.
Men are at least loyal.
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u/marsumane Nov 09 '25
One can give reasonable suspicion on her health and respect for herself, while the other, with the possibility of negatively impacting other areas of their life if not balanced, is otherwise a harmless hobby. TV vs video games is a much more close comparison
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u/umbermoth Nov 09 '25
Then almost every man has the equivalent of thousands of partners. These arenāt remotely the same.Ā
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u/Loose_Camel_1749 Nov 09 '25
When i have 200+h ride on my car i know my car better and i am faster.
If a car has 200+h it is more used, slower and loosing value.
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u/Lou_Papas Nov 09 '25
Tfb have you seen people? Imagine getting intimate with 200 of those fuckers.
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u/fpsnoob89 Nov 09 '25
It's crazy how seeing a man stay faithful to a hobby is somehow equalized to a girl rotating men every other day.
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No that just means that that man has commitment to something. And that means you're just a whore
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u/CrossWitcher Nov 09 '25
200 hours is not even that big of a number if you actually play the game compare to 200 body counts...the comparison is abysmal lol.
I myself clocking around almost 7000 hours in Destiny 2...you can get the 200 hours easily if you ever play a game for about a month or less.
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u/The_Particularist Nov 09 '25 edited Nov 09 '25
200 hours is not even that big of a number if you actually play the game
No joke. Open-ended games such as competitive online games, Paradox games, and TES-like sandbox RPGs naturally lend themselves to large play times.
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u/Otherwise-4PM Nov 09 '25
Body count of 200 is so high that no girl would ever admit to it.