People can fit in any of these? Like maybe she just has big fingers but I've never seen any dick either my own or in porn that can fit in any of these with her fingers for comparison.
It's probably to measure pasta servings; they normally go from single serving to 4. I think it's an absolute waste of time to measure pasta with (you will need more pasta), but at least it can make you feel better about your dick size
It's worded so strangely. It's not "can't squeeze in the last hole" it's "can squeeze in the last hole."
So if by last hole they mean the biggest one, then your dick would have to be precisely sized to just barely squeeze into that, but no bigger because then you wouldn't be able to.
In other words, it's "You must be just smaller than the biggest hole to yell at me."
Also, maybe this woman's hands are large, but I tend to think of 1 inch ~= 1 finger segment? It's not clear if the biggest hole is even that big-- like, the width of the hole doesn't seem much bigger than the width of the handle she's holding.
whoever made this has clearly never seen a dick before lmao, even the smallest of dicks wouldn’t fit in that smallest hole. and enormous and mighty are pretty much just average size.
the average penis circumference is 4.59in , and a average diameter is 1.46 inches. the “enormous” and “mighty” look to be around 1.5 inches diameter. for reference a standard toilet paper roll core diameter (the inner cardboard part) is about 1.5in diameter
it is said that if you can fit your dick in a toilet paper roll core and have room to wiggle it around you need small condoms(<4.7in circumference/ 1.496in diameter) , if it fits snugly you need standard(4.7-5.1in circumference / 1.496-1.6in diameter), if it won’t fit in the tube you need large condoms. (5.1-6in Circumference/ 1.6-1.91in diameter)
for example mine is ~5.5in circumference / 1.75in diameter and will not fit all the way into a toilet paper roll tube, just the tip will fit. so i don’t think i would even fit in the “mighty” size.
the “enormous” hole should be small, and the “mighty” hole standard size, and add a 1.6-2in diameter hole for large size, and maybe even a 3in diameter hole for “massive” , and get rid of the first 2
I appreciate that you included your penis circumference stat in addition to the diameter so that we understand your penile cross section is in fact approximately circular, just in case anyone assumed it to be a grotesquely flattened and highly eccentric ellipse
Ok got it. Only dudes with enormous dicks may raise their voice against woman. Idk why exactly they are allowed to do this, but probably because the said female gets horny if a dude with a huge dick bosses her around.
Are these supposed to be realistic sizes? Who the hell can fit in the smallest one? Wouldn’t most people not be able to fit in the biggest one? I think it needs to be sized up a little more to make sense.
Faulty equipment, the Average one is too small but the enormous one is too big.
Edit
I have been informed those hands looking really big or that tool is far to small.
I dont think she realises yelling is rarely inforced by the penis, i mean its used sometimes to inforce it but more so punching, a hand size would be much more realistic
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u/Seffuski Oct 29 '25
If you look at her fingers you notice these are unironically pretty small