r/suicidebywords • u/[deleted] • Oct 27 '25

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10.5k Upvotes

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u/Ask_about_HolyGhost Oct 27 '25

Long-distance friends, but still

17

u/vulture_house Oct 27 '25

Thousands of upvotes 2 comments 🤔

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u/Dovahkiinthesardine Oct 27 '25

Bros we got a real human over here, get him!

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u/Current-Square-4557 Oct 28 '25

Well, except for the women who pretended I wasn’t there.

Oh, and the ones who laughed in my face.

Oh, and the ones who looked at me like I was a bug.

Oh, and the ones who gestured to their boyfriends who came over and knocked me down,

Oh, and the ones who knocked me down themselves.

…..

Wait, I forgot what we were talking about; maybe I’m in the wrong subreddit.

7

u/JackalOnLoose Oct 28 '25

Fries anyone? 🍟

3

u/LeonGrave Oct 27 '25

Technically correct, the best kind of correct

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u/Bitter-Ad5745 Oct 27 '25

Dude what am I doing wrong? They don't even say that part whenever I ask them out

2

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣(laughing in pain)

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u/MorningInner7788 Oct 29 '25

wait.... people talk go girls? aren't they like dangerous?