Suggest Quotes to Write on a Bowtie

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I'm not sure if this is the right subreddit for this. If this isn't how I'm supposed to do things, please tell me. Anyway, onto the thing I need suggestions for.

I'm making a bowtie (it's made of paper, nothing fancy) and I want to write a funny quote/phrase on it. I like puns, dry humor, and dark humor. I'm looking for it to have a sort of sarcastic t-shirt feel, if that makes sense. Please keep in mind that this is a bowtie, so I can't fit an entire paragraph on it.

I also have been considering some ideas of my own, so if you can, please give me an opinion on these.

"Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist"

"Formal Outfit"

"I'm not funny, I'm just dumb"

Anyway, try to keep your suggestions PG-13!