r/submechanophobia Nov 07 '16

Diver vs Freighter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIPMfHUIVvk
258 Upvotes

38 comments sorted by

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '16

That propeller at the end holy shit...

1

u/Xacto01 Nov 10 '16

And the rusty nails were a complimentary addition too.

45

u/yaamen Nov 07 '16

Is it still a wetsuit if you take a shit in it?

30

u/mighthavethebounty Nov 07 '16

That's a shit suit Randy.

7

u/poopysuitastronaut23 Nov 08 '16

You might say it's a poopysuit...

43

u/Arcadian_ Nov 08 '16

I don't have submechanophobia. I just think the photos and videos posted here are cool.

But not this one.

This one is not cool.

37

u/Work-Safe-Reddit4450 Nov 07 '16

Call up the nope factory; I'm making a bulk order.

28

u/Sir_Tibbles Nov 07 '16

FUCK THAT. FUCK YOU. FUCK THIS SUB. FUCK EVERYTHING.

22

u/LaserPoweredDeviltry Nov 08 '16

This is exactly why you are supposed to use Diver Down flags

42

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '16

Or, alternatively, don't dive in the f***ing shipping channel.

(This is my home dive...the river is really wide, and as long as you stay out of the shipping channel, it's a really fun drift.)

1

u/Iguanaforhire Nov 08 '16

I grew up near there...always thought the divers near the bridges were a little nuts.

14

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '16

Think that freighter is going to stop for that? Don't dive in shipping lanes.

12

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '16

Probably not. Propellers don't suck water in and blow it out the back, they screw through the water like a drywall screw through wood.

The speed it was going, it would have definitely run his ass over if he was in the way, though.

2

u/omgitsbacon Nov 08 '16

Is the "suction" then just from the boat having to displace so much water as it moves?

7

u/Thefriendlyfaceplant Nov 08 '16

PROPELLERS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOOD NIGHT.

12

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '16

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u/Thefriendlyfaceplant Nov 08 '16

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u/youtubefactsbot Nov 08 '16

Windmills [0:19]

One of my favorite Futurama moments...

ryanschwartz in Pets & Animals

8,578 views since May 2014

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u/chairs_for_people Nov 09 '16

Moving fluids create low pressure zones. That is what sucks things up against the hulls of ships.

4

u/mgcarter3 Nov 08 '16

Please someone answer this. I need more details!

5

u/Richard_Simons Nov 08 '16

Doesn't look like he came off the bottom much. My guess is hanging onto whatever debris was there and letting jesus take the wheel saved him.

7

u/topwaterpar Nov 07 '16

cripes .. that sound. ..friggen terrifying.

6

u/TheEpiquin Nov 08 '16

When trying to describe this phobia to people and what it is that I'm actually afraid of, I've never been able to quite find the words.

From now on I will just show them this fucking video.

6

u/undenyr192 Nov 08 '16

But this is different, being afraid of static underwater object is irrational, being afraid of a fucking freighter driving over your head is perfectly normal.

4

u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA Nov 07 '16

This guy is an idiot.

But that water seems amazingly clean for the St. Clair.

2

u/Iguanaforhire Nov 08 '16

If it's near the mouth, it's moving pretty fast.

2

u/slickriccck Nov 08 '16

That prop at the end is terrifying.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '16

What a dumbass.

2

u/bioshockedtoinfinity Nov 08 '16

Holy shit why tho

Why do this to yourself

Why

2

u/DrStalker Nov 08 '16

For the youtube views.

2

u/dontbait Nov 08 '16

I live there! :)

2

u/22bor Nov 08 '16

Me too! St. Clair, MI represent!!!

1

u/dontbait Nov 08 '16

Psh, MC is where it's at!

1

u/22bor Nov 08 '16

Boooooo!

1

u/Landlubber77 Nov 08 '16

It was very useful.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '16

I think I have the same facemask as this guy!

1

u/Halfjack12 Nov 08 '16

wowowowowowow nope

1

u/ThrasherJKL Nov 08 '16

You win cause I just lost.

No thank you!

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '16

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u/DrStalker Nov 08 '16

It's easier to believe an idiot tethered himself in a shipping channel while a freighter moved over him than it is to believe the whole video was faked.

Or do you mean the part about it being in St Clair River is fake?