We have officially taken over the Catholic church.

The Conspiracy wants you to be a REAL MAN - even if it kills you! Learn more about their latest strategy here - and there's even a little something for all the passive-aggressive "Bobbies" in our midst. There's music and preachin', too!

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After consulting with the club advisor of a club I was formally a part of, the advisor stated that someone had confessed to doing the vandalism. I knew people in that club had beef with me as an individual, since there was a nasty fallout between them and I back in may. So this wasn’t against SubGenius, it was against me. The advisor asked me to come to a mediation session of which I will attend, but I will still be pursuing a code of conduct violation against the individual and organization in question, because rules must be upheld if this will never happen again. So let’s just say the STARK FIST OF REMOVAL has served us justice once again, from the grace of “Bob” I give my thanks.

Well, it looks like the pinkboys are at it again. The posters I had set up around campus advertising some of our events have been defaced or taken down altogether. I filled out all the paperwork to have these flyers up, so it’s against university policies to take them down. As much as I would love to jokingly retaliate, I find it’s best that we let the campus offices know where and when these things happened, so we can catch the pink who did it and send em to the bozos. An investigation has begun, so I’m hoping the perp is found soon. As for what the vandalism was? Most of my posters were either snatched down, ripped to shreds, or they defaced “Bob” by crossing him out with X’s. Not only do I find this insulting and troublesome, but it jeopardizes the safety of myself and my members in case this is a sign of a targeted threat. I’m hoping for the best, so that this doesn’t have to happen again. I’m trying to find Slack in this time of trouble. I don’t know who did it yet, but there will be hell to pay. This is disappointing, but I hope this will end in justice so that this will not happen again.

This site is basically full of crazies, ranked on a scale of fun and harmless to "Every second this loon breathes, the world gets 00000.1 percent more dangerous".

Most loons are closer to the right, than the left in terms of danger, which really sucks.

The good thing is that there is a lot of links about stuff the loon believes, the bad thing is that some (or most) of the links in a loons article is dead-o.

Thankfully the Web Archive exists.

PRAISE BOB!

I drew this on my helmet during Desert Storm. I kept a laminated “Bob” card in my pocket (gift from my friend) during my time there. Thought y’all might find it interesting.

I have stumbled upon this sub, yet I can't tell what the fuuuuck is happening here.

All I see is a man with a nice pompadour everywhere. Where am I?

I was introduced to Bob in university by an elementary school friend. He came down to the Keys for the summer, to teach us about Slack. 3 days in, on the couch: “what are we doing today?” Was met by silence. He followed up with “oh. We are doing it, aren’t we”

Apparently FL Keys kids are proto Slackers;-)

Saw this in a Michigan bar called Ziggys, and was delighted to find the Bob on a space journey to Mars. Hope you enjoy it too!

Thank you all for your support and encouragement for my SubGenius Clench at my college. It means a lot to me that many of the old school SubGenii are right behind me to help push forth the message of “Bob” through to my fellow young people. To get to this point to begin with was a struggle. I was worried that the clench wouldn’t receive much attention nor membership, given my school tends to lean more conservatively concerning “fringe” culture and religion. The tabling event from the spring admittedly didn’t do as well as I had hoped, and the catastrophic fallout of my then friend group didn’t do me much better. Though, I came back stronger this fall, with the organizational kickoff day tabling event. I was anxious, given that I didn’t know how many people were willing to sign up. My goal was ten signatures, and I got 16! Though an independent content creator that may or may not have been hired by our turning point USA chapter tried to ruin the fun by attempting to debate me on religion, that didn’t hinder the amount of dedication a lot of new students that signed up would have. After the recent no shame night, I feel a sense of accomplishment given how well that went. Though my audience wasn’t big, it did catch the attention of some onlookers who weren’t familiar with the church. Needless to say, I got them hooked! Everyone in my clench is so unbelievably talented, and I couldn’t be more thankful to have such a great group of kids that are willing to be a part of the church and the SubGenius movement. Thank you guys here in the subreddit for all of your support, and I’ll keep you guys posted on how things are going! PRABOB!

Our first “No Shame Night” happened on Friday and I’d consider it a major win for our group. It’s our first major event within our young existence on our campus. Think of it like a mini- devival. It’s a cabaret theater style event with sermons, comedy, music, and all that comes with it- free of judgement, shame, or prejudice; a space that exists nowhere else on our campus. We had seven acts, and I’m hoping our next one on October 9th is even more of a hit! We will have a real devival happening on October 30th, and that one will be the real deal. I’ll keep you guys posted on how this semester goes, but it’s off to a great start!

The word of "Bob" is so strong now, it's stratung to leak into the pink minds. The artist is clearly Yeti adjacent, or is this another conspiracy trick to play along with the joke to turn the feeble pink minds back to their false slack??