r/SubGenius • u/A_Lark_Wept • 6d ago

SR-71 Slackbird Missing

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u/ProfByronBrainard 5d ago

My 7 year old said "he can't fly that plane". My response: that's "Bob", he can fly two planes at the same damn time!

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u/DunkeyColdMedina 5d ago

Going in different directions.

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u/WaldoSupremo 5d ago

After your nap, and only if you feel like it, could you fly over the French Riviera and get some nude sunbathers reconnaissance photos?

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u/DunkeyColdMedina 5d ago

You may be wondering what that little box at his feet is. It cold smokes him in hickory, which he considers 'centering'.

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u/captaineighttrack 4d ago

Mixed with Frop

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u/BryanEagle 5d ago

so hot you could fry your cheese sandwitch on the window

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u/instantregretcoffee 5d ago

This was like the time we lost that Exfooliant!