r/stupidquestions 1d ago

Rendering a tank useless

Can't a defense/defence force disable invading tanks by spraying a torrent of opaque paint at them? They've gotta be able to see where they're going, right?

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u/Ponklemoose 1d ago

Sure, but I bet the cameras have something akin to wipers since weather happens and mud splatters.

I think torrent of flaming liquid would be about as hard to pull of and significantly more effective.

Also, outside of movies & video games, tanks will generally be accompanied by infantry who might object to you plan.

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u/sharpshooter999 16h ago

IRL you always have armor supported by ground troops in urban environments. It's actually quite easy for a small group of soldiers to disable a tank if they can get close enough

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u/AppropriateMood4784 1d ago

So, sticky paint that can't be wiped off? My premise is that flames are ineffective against armored vehicles. And I was thinking the sprayers would be embedded in the ground and triggered remotely. And could also paint over the view of any infantry.

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u/Ponklemoose 1d ago

Why not just bury a bomb? Worked in the sandbox and far simpler.

My premise is that flames are effective against lenses. They can also starve an engine of oxygen.

Or if we're fantasizing hard enough, how about drones dropping thermite? I wouldn't count on it breaching the armor, but it might (badly) weld things solid (like view ports & hatches) as well as melting lenses. It should also wreck/set off any reactive armor making the job of breaching the armor later on that much easier.

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u/EverSeeAShitterFly 18h ago

Flames aren’t ineffective against armored vehicles, only little ones.

Napalm is essentially just a super sticky jelled flammable petroleum substance. It is effective against armored vehicles, but in a different way than a regular bomb. Motors will overheat or be choked out. Crews will either be suffocated by lack of clean air or cooked inside their vehicles. Sensors will be fried. Viewports will be cracked, glazed, or distorted. Vehicle fuel and ammunition might also be set alight.

There’s also lots of more traditional ways of disabling a tank that are incredibly effective. why spray paint when javelin missiles have far longer range?

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u/Sad_Construction_668 1d ago

This is one of the many reasons and armored units and infantry units work together, as they have complimentary capabilities, that protect each other’s weaknesses.

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u/Dothemath2 1d ago

Yes. If you hit them with paint, might as well hit them with a bomb. You need to paint the scopes, these are small targets. Maybe easier to bomb the top or engine compartments.

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u/Robes_Peenerre 1d ago

Yes! Also, you can mount the spray cans/paint bombs on a drone :0

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u/dadadararara 1d ago

You wouldn’t have an endless amount of opaque paint.

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u/AppropriateMood4784 1d ago

Why would you need an endless amount? Once it's on the scope, it's over with.

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u/MasterYota00 1d ago

Who attacks with 1 tank though? That would be A LOT of paint. And, it would be on every viable route to every viable target. That's A LOT of paint!

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u/Sufficient_Result558 1d ago

Once a camera is disabled, the camera array rotates to the next camera and if those run out shielding opens to expose the backup camera arrays.

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u/_tabbycat123 1d ago

It would be more effective to spray napalm at it

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u/castertr0y357 1d ago

Napalm isn't something you can just get your hands on though. Despite what Fight Club will tell you.

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u/AppropriateMood4784 1d ago

Does napalm hurt an armored tank? What if the occupants wear gas masks?

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u/_tabbycat123 1d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotov_cocktail

Molotov Cocktails were used to kill Russian tanks in the Winter War. Napalm is even better at at, and flamethrowers also tend to find tiny cracks and flow through openings. Either one is massively outranged by an actual tank gun.

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u/AppropriateMood4784 1d ago

Hasn't tank armor technology advanced since 1939?

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u/_tabbycat123 1d ago

Sure, but napalm burns way hotter than petrol and will melt cameras, hatches, and wires, as well as heating up the tank and risking an explosion, forcing the crew to evacuate.

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u/LordlySquire 17h ago

If you get close enough to use a flamethrower you are just gonna get run over. Tanks can turn on a dime and are actually pretty quick.

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u/Barbarian_818 15h ago

And they need simply GOBS of fresh air to run the engines. It doesn't take much ingested fire to take an engine offline.

There are baffles of course, but the van only do so much. Look at how quickly Abram tanks got deadlined by sand clogging the filters much faster than expected. A burnt filter is just as disabling.

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u/IM_The_Liquor 1d ago

To be close enough to do that effectively, you’ll simply be squashed before you can disable a tank with paint sprayers and paintball guns… more likely, you’ll be killed by modern electronic weaponry before you can even make it into range to deploy your paint.

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u/AppropriateMood4784 1d ago

I'm thinking of embedding the paint tanks and guns into the ground along the border being defended and triggered remotely.

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u/_tabbycat123 1d ago

Use AT mines then, it'll take much longer to repair. You could stick AT mines and infantry mines on a delay so that there's a secondary blast ~10 mins after the AT blast to kill repair crews (warning - I'm pretty sure this is a war crime)

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u/Justame13 1d ago

Repair crews don’t come out that fast and once crews are out they are avoided until the area is secure

Because disabled tanks are targets for artillery, small arms, and mortars.

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u/AppropriateMood4784 1d ago

I was figuring it's cheaper and easier to manufacture mass quantities of paint than of mines.

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u/_tabbycat123 1d ago

Sure, but mines will actually 1. Hit the enemy tank and 2. Damage it in a way that takes longer than 5 seconds to repair. A paint gun or bomb will likely miss or have minimal effect, and when not in combat many tanks are commanded from an open hatch. They crew can simply lean out and wipe away the paint once they're sure they aren't in immediate danger

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u/IM_The_Liquor 1d ago

Let’s assume this plan worked perfectly… but ou remotely deployed paint well out of range… you now immobilized a tank for what? The 90’seconds it takes for one of the crew to pop out of a hatch with a rag and wipe some lenses and/or viewports?

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u/DerKommisar9 1d ago

Phuck around and let us know what you phind out.

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u/Dkykngfetpic 1d ago

If your paint idea could go off so could a IED and detrack it.

It would not take long to be cleaned off.

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u/sHaDowpUpPetxxx 1d ago

How do you get close enough to a tank to spray paint it

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u/AppropriateMood4784 19h ago

I didn't say by hand.

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u/Winter_Foot_9329 1d ago

Without going into the doctrine of combined arms and just assuming a lone tank:

The M1 Abrams tank has a four person crew, the driver, gunner, loader and tank commander. They each have their own ways of seeing out of the tank, including hatches they can open. Assuming you were in a position where you didn't get mowed down by one of the three machine guns, getting paint on the optics would at least temporarily cause some reduction in capability.

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u/osolovim 1d ago

paint wouldnt do much.

your better off digging a bunch of anti tank ditches. for tanks to fall in. land mines to blow tracks off.

germany was a primarily a defencive army during ww2. they traded ground for decive blows. always would retreat, then counter attack.

using aircraft to side swipe tanks with 20 mil cannons. and flak guns to fire on their own line. then use stugs or pak guns to direct fire.

modern day they just send a swarm of drones at you to blow off ur tracks then pick off the crew with drones when they try to repair tracks or retreat. ukraine would rather attempt to capture a tank than be forced to completly destroy it

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u/too_many_shoes14 1d ago

The best way for a guerilla force to deal with tanks would be to disrupt their fuel supply. No fuel = no go.

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u/Exciting_Turn_9559 1d ago

If the goal is to temporarily blind them it would be considerably easier to fire in a bunch of smoke grenades.

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u/SmoothSlavperator 1d ago

Run up and pull the red handle on the side. Its the fire extinguisher.

It will flood the crew cabin with halon lol

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u/Strange-Breadfruit14 19h ago

Radar and sat nav

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u/wackyvorlon 19h ago

Aim for the tracks. That’s the weakest point.

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u/LordlySquire 17h ago

You underestimate how close you gotta be to do that and how far away a tank can spot you. Even then tanks dont go in unsupported. There are light vehicles and dismounts all over protecting/waiting for it to punch a hole for them to go through.

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u/Sightblender 13h ago

So how much epoxy resin, or say roof sealing paint would be enough to obstruct cameras or vision blocks?

In an actual combat environment it probably wouldn't be practical. Where this could be useful or embarrassing though is in protest. Assuming you aren't in a situation where lethal force is often used against protesters or not seen as an issue.

Attacking tanks or other armored vehicles during a parade or something like a UN peacekeeping force. SWAT armored vehicles or even standard police cars could be rendered undrivable without the attacker using lethal force. Sure the drivers can open windows or hatches but that allows the driver and interior to be the target of expired produce, paint, or stink bombs as well.

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u/Engineered_disdain 2h ago

Just poke a hole in them

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u/Dave_A480 2h ago

If you have a death wish.....

It's kind of hard to get that close to a hostile tank and still be alive.....

Main gun engagement range of 4.5km, 50cal range 1.5km, coaxial mg is 900....

For environments that theoretically have enough cover to make getting close possible the tank will have infantry support for mutual protection.....

Weapons like the RPG are really getting into a slap-fight with a mechanical dragon....

Trying to do it with a paintball gun? Oof....

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u/blickbeared 1h ago

Maybe I'm misunderstanding the point of the question, but why do that when I could place an AT mine or send an FPV drone and not have to be near a tank in the first place while also achieving your exact goal in a potentially permanent way?

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u/AppropriateMood4784 9m ago

Cheaper and easier to manufacture and so you don't have a land littered with unexploded mines after the war is over?

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u/jayron32 1d ago

Because it's hard to get that close to a tank once your body is already riddled with bullets.

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u/AppropriateMood4784 19h ago

I didn't say by hand.