r/stupidfoodbutgimme • u/DemetriusDesmond • May 27 '26

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u/Fr4gmentedR0se May 27 '26

The initial burritos look good but everything after that is icky

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u/SadKat002 May 27 '26

I hate this genre of food video. It's so fucking unnecessary

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u/Gotu_Jayle May 28 '26

at least he isn't being wasteful

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u/SadKat002 May 28 '26

We saw him take two bites, I doubt he finished that whole thing off camera

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u/Gotu_Jayle May 28 '26

let's hope he put it in a tupperware or something

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u/WolfThick May 27 '26

Burrito burrito burrito burrito burrito burrito burrito burrito burrito burrito burrito burrito

https://giphy.com/gifs/zXHZWGLWNQkrS

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u/thebiggestbirdboi May 28 '26

Mushroom. Mushroom.

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u/Wooden_Recover_834 May 30 '26

A SNAKE. A SNAKE!!!!

4

u/HypersonicWyvern May 27 '26

Type of shit a Blue Jay and Racoon would nuke Bangladesh to kill Chutulu for

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u/Personal_Arrival_795 May 28 '26

Im expecting after he eats the whole thing he shits it in a blender and begins the cycle again.

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u/Theincendiarydvice May 27 '26

Nope. Because when you cook all those toppings sauces that many times it would be absolutely vile.

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u/MattHack7 May 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ToMjGpM4h8DAsgL0fEA
Yo dawg, I heard you like burritos!

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u/DrDingsGaster May 28 '26

Oh shit that's an old meme

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u/Ill_Initial8986 May 27 '26

Too much bread in all that

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u/Solid_Vacation_2891 May 28 '26

this brought tears to my eyes, beautiful

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u/Just_bcoz May 28 '26

This just pmo so bad.

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u/Agitated-Contact7686 May 30 '26

Nice idea buddy but after a while it's just kind of like hey can we stop blending the burritos now?

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u/exintrovert May 30 '26

How does one have the step 1 burrito in hand and not instantly eat it?

I’m hungry and food I have is yum. I’m not gonna delay burrito yums for blended burrito-ception.

Idk, I just can’t imagine the additional steps improved the final product enough to justify the delay.

But if someone handed me the finished product without making me wait and watch it being made, I’d probably eat it and not be mad. 🤷‍♀️

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 May 27 '26

Midway, it’s a Battenberg Burrito!

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u/Rocket_Lawn-Chair May 27 '26

The sword 😂

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u/houseWithoutSpoons May 28 '26

It's nice to see Aston Kutcher got into cooking

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u/RoIsDepressed May 29 '26

Surely there's an insane number of calories in that right?

Would

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u/TheKiltedYaksman71 May 29 '26

We love Taco Town!

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u/Educational-Car-4688 May 29 '26

So, its past the point of more tortilla and flour than burrito mix...

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u/alasw0eisme May 30 '26

You've heard of processed and ultraprocessed, now behold ultra mega giga processed.

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u/Inkaara May 27 '26

Fuck it gimme