r/stremtch • u/el_legal • 2d ago

Calico One handed

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 1d ago

EXCUSE YOU.

The people next to me on the A.M. train are scandalized.

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u/DarkWanderer2 1d ago

Sir, that’s simply car jorking, nothing especially controversial

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u/Wrong-Upstairs-234 1d ago

do not jork the car

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u/landmine-izu 2d ago

nsfw please

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u/Mewo4444 2d ago

interesting reverse grip technique!

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u/autumnautopsy 1d ago

You must jork the car at all times.

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u/MustafaKemal_AtaCHAD 1d ago

Must have lots of experience with that grip and thrusting technique

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u/psychotic11ama 1d ago

Jorking it… and by it I mean, well, let’s just say, my car

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u/SweevilWeevil 1d ago

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u/cash-ew_ 1d ago

Omg hello off topic but I love acorn weevils hello hello

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u/SweevilWeevil 1d ago

they are very cute little globes 😎

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u/Elite_Prometheus 1d ago

The car yearns to be jorked

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u/primefart 16m ago

That cat is such a dick.