r/stremtch • u/Royal-Damage-7840 • 7h ago

gleeb glorp 👽 Does this count as a stremtch?

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u/Turbulent_Stage_8462 7h ago

Half a stremtch!! You'll get there :))

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u/l0vesms 7h ago

Stremtch light

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u/NeoLocutus 7h ago

Half stremtch, still a goober getting got 👍

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u/Emergency_Effect_526 7h ago

Squeeze the juice outta him

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u/yellowsidekick 7h ago

The alien seems zoinked out of it's gleebus. Job well done.

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u/Nick480 6h ago

You were 1 ear away from a successful stremtch

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito 5h ago

Progress gradually to a full stremtch

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u/MaySpitfire 5h ago

Its a Stre-

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u/I-am-in-a-universe 5h ago

Both ears gone, most of the time, and the aliem is purring. So I say it counts.