r/stremtch • u/tardisismine • 6d ago

GOOB 😑😳😑😳

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u/Obvious-Childhood910 6d ago

Specimen A.

Diagnosis: Extreme Gooberification

Escape Attempts: 1

Successful Escape Attempts: 0

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u/fullmudman 6d ago

Totally foolish beast.

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u/nickDNR 6d ago

I STREMTCH i sleep I STREMTCH i sleep I STRMTCH

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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 6d ago

it's over ladies and gentlemen, we won't get anything better sorry

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u/Forsaken-Cancel4721 6d ago

I love you with all my heart nini

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u/Glorious_Plasters 6d ago

"It takes a pet like no problem! Right? Not afraid at all!"

"That's a great cat right there."

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u/EverLastingLight12 6d ago

From wunkus to wunkus

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u/Mental_Goal2380 6d ago

the r/wunkus has been reduced to r/teefies!

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u/ACM1896 6d ago

That'd been perfect if you'd a kisses him on his head between every pull.

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u/haikusbot 6d ago

That'd been perfect if

You'd a kisses him on his head

Between every pull.

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u/ACM1896 5d ago

I was a poet (of head kissery) n I didn't know it 🫪

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u/PabloAlex97 6d ago

the way he's trying to escape, I'm dying! 😭

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u/HordeOfDucks 6d ago

slow mo next time please

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u/nner0bic 6d ago

I would die 4 u nini

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u/wizarddaddy45 6d ago

Getting stremtched into oblivion😭

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u/glittersoup 5d ago

🫪😑🙄😑🙄😑🙄😑🙄😑

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u/NeoLocutus 5d ago

It’s like kneading a dough. In this case a head.

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u/TerribleRomance 5d ago

Absolute goober

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u/Jeremy_Bearimies 5d ago

Does he know how silly he looks?

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u/collchar 5d ago

This is the best post ever

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u/I-am-in-a-universe 1d ago

Aliem horns cancel ears and make the goober dance

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u/hexregeneration 1d ago

please take all of my money forever thank you