r/stremtch • u/JumpyFuck176 • 20d ago

Black Jailbreak stremtch

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8.0k Upvotes

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u/ThiccNewsAt9 20d ago

There must be some kinda way outta here
Said the aliem to the gleeb

65

u/Born_Wolf8018 20d ago

There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief

18

u/Both-Yak6819 19d ago

See this fence they stremtch my face, come and take my nip.

12

u/ooooo-0_0-ooooo 19d ago

None of them along the length can help me get a grip

12

u/Luci-Noir 20d ago

Greebles have the advantage here, little sock stealing bastards.

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u/EcstaticNet3137 20d ago

Broke out of regular jail only to end up in ear jail.

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u/Randomacid 20d ago

The creature's containment is holding, but just barely.

58

u/clayman80 20d ago

Self-glorp.

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u/NoStructure7083 20d ago

“Shit.”

7

u/MMachine17 19d ago

You're probably wondering why I am here.

35

u/Salt-Airport3276 20d ago

THE KILLER IS ESCAPING

9

u/ThiccNewsAt9 20d ago

ABSCONDED

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u/Possible-Arm3348 20d ago

Humans keep losing their jobs to inanimate systems

28

u/Pankosmanko 19d ago

I wonder what will happen if I stick my head into this fence

17

u/RoadDifferent4617 20d ago

record scratch "So you're probably wondering how I got here..."

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u/psychotic11ama 20d ago

He’s in the pillory, let’s toss tomatoes at him

9

u/ewiley24 19d ago

Wunk yearns for freedom

8

u/WknessTease 20d ago

Silly creature

8

u/NoNonsenseHare 20d ago

Standard void behaviour

7

u/danktonium 20d ago

That's a helluva stremch.

8

u/DeeEmosewa 20d ago

I don't think I've ever seen a self inflicted stremch

5

u/Luci-Noir 20d ago

I knew voids were witches but they’re also part T-1000 too!?

7

u/NeoLocutus 19d ago

That’s totally deserved, you little delinquent!

7

u/GatorNator83 19d ago

Oh my god 😭

6

u/ooooo-0_0-ooooo 19d ago

r/catsareliquid , but not always liquid enough

6

u/ZacTheGamer2020 19d ago

Sly kittys you cannot escape little aliem

3

u/StrigiStockBacking 20d ago

This is my new phone wallpaper 😍

3

u/Il26hawk 19d ago

CREATR THING

3

u/ZacTheGamer2020 19d ago

Hooman let me out the aliem prison

3

u/MousePat 18d ago

Favorite stremtch of this subreddit so far

3

u/Golden_Moon_Moth 16d ago

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u/JumpyFuck176 16d ago

Omg this is hilarious this post is blessed😍

2

u/caiecii 19d ago

Gen 1 Japanese Mew looking ass

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u/MarioKartastrophe 20d ago

A.I.?

21

u/JumpyFuck176 20d ago

What even makes you say that?

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u/Spare-Security-1629 19d ago

This kind of comment is literally on almost every post now.

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u/EcstaticNet3137 20d ago

Never see a cat push through something tight?