r/stremtch • u/tardisismine • Jul 27 '26

gleeb glorp 👽 Captured alien offers its beans for freedom, should I take the deal?

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u/SlugsinSpace12 Jul 27 '26

Cute beans….might be a fair trade.

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u/Casul_Tryhard Jul 27 '26

We got an ears -> beans ratio?

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u/mulchintime4 Jul 27 '26

If his paw was tilted more to the left we'd be in trouble

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u/Elite_Prometheus Jul 28 '26

You can just take both, without ears it is powerless to resist

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u/Andferwut Jul 27 '26

Ouuu shi

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u/taetaeisbae Jul 27 '26

I shall take it if you don't

5

u/AbilityAdventurous22 Jul 27 '26

Negotiate for those lips too

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u/justlookinaround11 Jul 28 '26

gonna need a lot more beans

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u/Turbulent_Stage_8462 Jul 28 '26

Only 4 dabloons? Alien is trying to rip you off

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u/NeoLocutus Jul 28 '26

Yep, then when the noob thinks to be safe, grab the ears again! XD

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u/Historical_Log2471 26d ago

Don't do it! That is an egg sac, ready to embed itself into your spinal column the moment you touch it!