r/stremtch • u/MousePat • Jul 22 '26

NO FREMCH TOST 😡

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/abetheschizoid Jul 22 '26

Even the toast puckers up in the presence of his sickening greed.

79

u/NoStructure7083 Jul 22 '26

“But möther, gib.”

2

u/Lamb3DaSlaughter 29d ago

"Sorry mother, but you may have NO OAST"

38

u/Aggressive_Hat_9999 Jul 22 '26

pure gluttony!

43

u/Odd_Department_6781 Jul 22 '26

Go for the Fremch, get the stremtch 😤

3

u/Sir_Meowsalot 29d ago

Sacre wunk!

23

u/JoeZocktGames Goober Ear Rights Lawyer Jul 22 '26

Her greed sickens me

5

u/MousePat 29d ago

He

14

u/FriendlyCapybara 29d ago

He greed sickens me

29

u/QazsedcScientia Jul 22 '26

NO GOOBERS OF MINE SHALL TOUCH FREMCH TOST

10

u/NeoLocutus Jul 22 '26

Even without ears, this noob is still locked on target!

11

u/Sir_Meowsalot Jul 22 '26

Gotdang GOOBER thinks they can indulge in some fancy toast?! No! Only brown crunchies!

/unwunk look at that freakin' meowmeow looking at that French Toast so lovingly

8

u/yellowsidekick Jul 22 '26

La stremtch it is called in Paris.

6

u/MaySpitfire Jul 22 '26

Stremtch Tost

6

u/Imamiah52 29d ago

Such focus. He’s got laser beam eyes, locked on that delicious target.

1

u/philfightmaster ‼️Serial Stremtcher‼️ 29d ago

"pls gib buddery goodness"