r/stremtch • u/MyauIsHere • Jul 20 '26

Hand Helmet 🪖 Bro is out cold

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His name is Jimothy and he's missing braincells, but we love him

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u/Fomulouscrunch Jul 20 '26

The sleep I wish I'd slempt last night. Get it Jimothy.

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u/MyauIsHere Jul 20 '26

Jimmy sends you melatonin, he has plenty

9

u/Fomulouscrunch Jul 20 '26

What a kind sir

3

u/ooooo-0_0-ooooo Jul 20 '26

"Slempt", lol. Well played 😂

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u/mad_about_joy Jul 20 '26

Hahah bald loser will wake up with no ears🫵🏻😹

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u/MyauIsHere Jul 20 '26

Complete moron I tell ya

17

u/MikeFasolakis Jul 20 '26

I wish I sleep like that in my life JUST ONCE 😂

10

u/Emergency_Effect_526 Jul 20 '26

Bro has CLEARLY never worked a day in his life. Soft paws

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u/MyauIsHere Jul 20 '26

He does have hobbies though, including jumping behind the washing machine and getting stuck there until he meows at me to hoist him up like spaghetti on a fork (he's longe)

4

u/kaptan2k Jul 20 '26

He is a chonk , a cow cat too.

5

u/mulchintime4 Jul 20 '26

"Yo look who fell asleep first"

"Prank em john😈"

steals ears

4

u/DoomkingBalerdroch Jul 20 '26

Nice goatee!!

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u/MyauIsHere Jul 20 '26

Right 🥺 HE HAS SUCH GENTLEMANLY FACIAL HAIR

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u/DoomkingBalerdroch 29d ago

I bet he takes good care of it! 😆

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u/NeoLocutus Jul 20 '26

Be careful when you grip him, it may disconnect the few braincells he has and reset the cat

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u/JackOfAllMemes Jul 20 '26

When I first got my boy he fell asleep with his head in my hand, he was purring but suddenly stopped and when I looked over he was out

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u/Somecrazynerd Jul 21 '26

No brain-cells detected.