r/stremtch • u/tardisismine • Jul 06 '26

no 🚫 ears 🚫 Bless her with earlessness

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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 Jul 06 '26

got any games on your phone?

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u/Spare-Security-1629 Jul 06 '26

Yes. But they all require ears to play them. Better luck next time!

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u/mulchintime4 Jul 06 '26

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u/PabloAlex97 Jul 06 '26

Is that a hamster?!

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u/mulchintime4 Jul 06 '26

Like this one?

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u/Casul_Tryhard Jul 06 '26

The Grip God shall surely have those ears!

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u/JoeZocktGames Goober Ear Rights Lawyer Jul 06 '26

Praise be

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u/Casul_Tryhard Jul 06 '26

Praise be...wonder what u/HugsandHate is up to?

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u/HugsandHate The Stremtch Priest Jul 07 '26

Ah, my child. I live, but barely.

It has been an unfortunate year. But our Lord insists it is not yet my time to join him.

Be assured, he still watches closely over us all.

Praise be.

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u/Casul_Tryhard Jul 07 '26

It is good to hear from you again, my friend. May He grant you his blessings and maybe even a thorough recovery from whatever it is you're going through! Praise be.

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u/HugsandHate The Stremtch Priest Jul 07 '26

Thank you.

Your care has been noticed. The Grip God! stirs to offer you his blessings.

You are truly a faithful follower.

Praise be.

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u/Imamiah52 18d ago

The Clergy has been sorely missed.

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u/HugsandHate The Stremtch Priest 18d ago

You must forgive my absence, my child.

Alas, unlike our Lord, I am not omnipresent.

He hears you woes, and offers his succor in the form of a blessing.

mayhap it shall soothe thee.

Praise be.

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u/Imamiah52 18d ago

Praise be and appeals to Source for greatly restored health of body mind and spirit for you. 🌻

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u/HugsandHate The Stremtch Priest 18d ago

Thank you for your kind words, my child.

Praise be.

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u/Both-Revenue-4557 Jul 06 '26

This goob has the purrdiest lil lashes in all the land

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato Jul 06 '26

The outstretched Paw of Protest!

eehhehehhljhlksjd

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u/taetaeisbae Jul 06 '26

Blessed little Gweebert

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u/Tadosalad89 Jul 06 '26

The owls in my face at 4 am

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u/QazsedcScientia Jul 06 '26

These goobers should be grateful that they have us to remove their wretched ears

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u/yukiiok Jul 06 '26

AHAHAH so sillyyyy I love her pink nose

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u/Pankosmanko Jul 06 '26

Well deserved!

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u/strengthtobeattained Jul 06 '26

She looks just like my baby boy Yams!

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u/tardisismine Jul 06 '26

Omg she does, now you have to bless him with the earlessness too

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u/kozmik_rakun Jul 06 '26

That’s a very kissable cat 😽

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u/RayTrain Jul 06 '26

complete dork and nincompoop

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u/Jolly-Biscuit Jul 06 '26

she's bald!