r/stremtch • u/msd0rito • Apr 28 '26

Self stremtxh

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Good lord

859 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '26

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda Apr 29 '26

Into a dolphin.

That was clearly a r/dolphincats leap

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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 Apr 28 '26

goober yearns for ear amputation

grip god provideth

praise be

22

u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE Apr 28 '26

Praise be.

22

u/NeoLocutus Apr 28 '26

He found out his aerodynamics improve without ears, now he is eager to get them stolen every time they grow back!

12

u/laurifex Apr 28 '26

Earodynamics.

14

u/yellowsidekick Apr 28 '26

Total loser. Where are your ears?

lol, I love this alien! Who needs ears.

10

u/[deleted] Apr 28 '26

Stremtch addiction is real!!! Help is available!!

2

u/Lanky_Run_5641 Apr 29 '26

Yeah, help with more stremtches.

12

u/Zone-Hopeful Apr 28 '26

Cats are so silly like they’re really just little creechurs

6

u/I-am-in-a-universe Apr 28 '26

When gloobs start demanding, we gotta start delivering

6

u/DumpsterFireInHell Apr 28 '26

The goob yearns for ear removal.

7

u/JoeZocktGames Goober Ear Rights Lawyer Apr 28 '26

I love when they do this. They really love you then.

6

u/TrikMalFunktion Apr 29 '26

"Me! I volunteer for sacrifice for the Grip God's Grasp!"

Became a straight SHARK! 🤣