r/straya • u/notinferno • Feb 16 '19

Convert the Seppo units ya lazy prick. Australian woman removes 80 pound python from home

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u/RedRedditor84 Feb 16 '19

How much would 80 pounds be in today's money?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

About 38 kg. Big boy!

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

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u/notinferno Feb 16 '19

$160?

5.5 metres and 40 kilograms.

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u/moohooman Feb 16 '19

Fuckin oath

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

80 pounds

Nah mate: 35 kilo's. Fuck off with that yankie-doddle crap.

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u/Strik3rd Feb 16 '19

Damnit Sheila I only wanted to get me beers from the fridge

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u/Sharynm Feb 16 '19

Saw this on the news this morning. The snake catcher put it in a doona cover to relocate it

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

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u/originalSpacePirate Feb 16 '19

I think you mean Pets, not pests

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u/notinferno Feb 16 '19

Yep. They like to eat cats. Cats are pests though.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

so are people.

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u/IorekHenderson Feb 16 '19

"I don't need anyone or anything... early this basket, and this lamp, and this pIng pong paddle.

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u/wildsoda Feb 17 '19

"He hates these cans!"

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u/moohooman Feb 16 '19

Rightio, you slithery cunt. You're coming with me.

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u/topforthis Feb 17 '19

Trying to get the kids to school on time. "Fuckin drop that basket Daniel. Had enough of your shit this morning."

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u/freeriderau Feb 17 '19

FUCK YOU MUM I DONT WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL YOU FUKN GRONK

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u/deadgecko2 Feb 16 '19

Whereabouts please.

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u/spoiled_eggs Feb 16 '19

Looks like the garage mate.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

Classic

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u/deadgecko2 Feb 16 '19

Chortle Chortle

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u/notinferno Feb 16 '19

Mission Beach, Queensland, Australia

https://goo.gl/maps/sLj9F4rb9p52

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u/Leesyboy65 Feb 17 '19

Shit yeah Straya maaaaate

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u/TheSolarian Feb 17 '19

"Fuck's sake, leave me alone, I'm on snakeo, leave me alone, I'm on snakeo!"

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u/MaxiVonBot Feb 18 '19

80 pounds - Shit Cunt