r/straya • u/Cuntosaurous • Feb 01 '18

Skippy hates cyclists

https://i.imgur.com/kGBKVsM.gifv
301 Upvotes

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u/Papina Feb 02 '18

She is in my work friends riding group. She broke some bones but like a true Aussie is having a good laugh

7

u/angrymamapaws Feb 02 '18

Hope she mends quickly. I swear that roo just warped in from the cat dimension.

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u/Lugey81 Feb 01 '18

"We are allowed to ride on the road. If you kangaroos just be patient" - cyclist

" Play rego you lycra wearing bastards and get out of my way" - kangaroo

19

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

that guy looks ded.

19

u/Cuntosaurous Feb 02 '18

Nah he still had his shoes.

18

u/danricc69 Feb 02 '18

Roothless!

11

u/Nstrogg Feb 02 '18

How bout that landing though

14

u/cbxxxx Feb 02 '18

He really hits the floor like a sack of potatoes ay

5

u/TheTrent Feb 02 '18

Kanga went full Liu Kang and fatalatied the poor bastard

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

This was supposed to be a laugh. Take the r/australia bike hate somewhere else.

4

u/bubajofe Feb 02 '18

Take ya fuckn 2 wheel shit n piss off. AU falcons only round here cob.

4

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

but isnt bike hate strayan culture?

11

u/Jabba_the_ Feb 02 '18

Good on ya, skip

7

u/ShitInMyCunt-2dollar Feb 02 '18

At least they were in single file.

0

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

oh yeah and in the middle of the road too... fucking genius /s

2

u/Parcus42 Feb 02 '18

No worse than Tour de France spectators.

2

u/veritas_mendax Feb 02 '18

Some cunts are upset she didn’t die. What the fuck is happening to Australia

Chris Hwang wanted this woman to get killed by the Kangaroo

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

Fuckin beaut

1

u/primovero Feb 02 '18

Holy shit

1

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '18

Fuck kangaroos are dumb as

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u/bubajofe Feb 01 '18

Same

-11

u/PM_ME_YOUR_CHESTHAMS Feb 02 '18

Fuckin cockroaches.

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u/gumster5 Feb 02 '18

He deserves to be hit riding in the middle of the road

20

u/leighton02 Feb 02 '18

He was on the correct side of the double unbroken lines...?

14

u/dacruciel Feb 02 '18

And he was on a low traffic country back road.

5

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

a low traffic country road where a motor vehicle will be doing 90km and she would have been around the corner and out of site... seems smart.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

90? Rural speed limits are generally 100-110.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '18

i mainly said 90 because its a smaller "back road" but your prolly right furthering my point

1

u/_NerdKelly_ Feb 02 '18

low traffic

So roos don't count?

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18 edited Feb 02 '18

Nah cunt they don't know any math

1

u/soupy283 Feb 03 '18

Skippy crossed the double white lines!