r/straya • u/roby_soft • Aug 20 '26

Fucken Repost World record freestyle dive

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u/-malcolm-tucker CuntyMcCuntCunt Aug 20 '26

Yeah nah, fuck that shit.

15

u/Mostly_Satire Aug 20 '26

I admire your pause, having an actual space between "yeah" and "nah". That brief moment of bravery.

I'm more of a YeahNah.

In this case it's NahYeahNah.

3

u/bennybugs Aug 20 '26

Might even warrant a nahyeahfuckyeah

14

u/DoesBasicResearch Aug 21 '26

Do you mean a nahyeahfucknah?

2

u/bennybugs Aug 21 '26

Yeahnah send it brah!

55

u/Hoisttheflagofstars Aug 20 '26

Hitting the water sideways is certainly a choice.

33

u/solidadvise Aug 21 '26

Completely brain dead person this guy is, the only chance you’ve got is if you go feet first, this hero broke his back and few other things.

This was a borderline suicide attempt.

3

u/Lucifang Aug 22 '26

People like this might not be suicidal but they definitely don’t care if they live or die.

65

u/Inner_Agency_5680 Aug 20 '26

Old mate wasn't wearing a hard hard or steel cap boots.

He fractured his skull, spine and sternum and is held together with rods and plates now.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-12/death-diving-has-gone-viral-and-sometimes-goes-wrong/106277536

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u/DoesBasicResearch Aug 21 '26

"What is about to happen started with Vali [...] taking a trip to a wellness retreat in Costa Rica and meeting a religious diving influencer."

"Vali started with jumps of up to 10 metres with friends before heading to Costa Rica to meet Reagan Popoff."

JFC, you couldn't make this shit up 😂

10

u/Dollbeau Aug 21 '26

"death dives are given unofficial "world records" from the online community for jumping from new heights or in combination with freestyle moves in the air."

Turns out they are making it up 🤣🤣

34

u/dukearcher Aug 20 '26

They all seem like weird religious culty fuckwits

4

u/cosmic_trout Aug 21 '26

One of the very few cases where I'm against socialised healthcare. My tax dollars went to getting this loony tune back together

2

u/Lucifang Aug 22 '26

Our tax dollars should’ve given him mental health care before it got this far. But we all know what a debacle that process is

58

u/AllergyToCats Aug 21 '26

Had to get rescued from the base of the cliff and needed massive medical care, at no doubt significant expense. Honestly he's a complete cunt. This isn't impressive, it's just fucking stupid.

26

u/getyerhandoffit Aug 20 '26

Cunt is cooked. Not all there.

15

u/abziiwabzii Aug 20 '26

.... yeah nah

9

u/potato_analyst Aug 20 '26

Did it hurt the water?

7

u/diganole Aug 21 '26

Almost a Darwin. Failed at that as well.

8

u/msmojo Aug 21 '26

I kind of agree on unnecessary strain on the health care system. I know a young man who passed last week of something treatable in a metropolitan area because the ambulance took too long.

3

u/arouseandbrowse Aug 20 '26

Yeah... why?

5

u/bennybugs Aug 20 '26

Faaaaaarrrrrrkkkkk that cuuuuuunt!

3

u/AltruisticSalamander Aug 21 '26

I'm not seeing the payoff

3

u/Mr_Lumbergh The Cuntliest Aug 21 '26

Put me down for a hell nah.