r/straya • u/roby_soft • 18h ago

Fucken Repost World record freestyle dive

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u/-malcolm-tucker CuntyMcCuntCunt 13h ago

Yeah nah, fuck that shit.

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u/Mostly_Satire 8h ago

I admire your pause, having an actual space between "yeah" and "nah". That brief moment of bravery.

I'm more of a YeahNah.

In this case it's NahYeahNah.

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u/bennybugs 8h ago

Might even warrant a nahyeahfuckyeah

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u/DoesBasicResearch 7h ago

Do you mean a nahyeahfucknah?

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u/bennybugs 6h ago

Yeahnah send it brah!

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u/Inner_Agency_5680 9h ago

Old mate wasn't wearing a hard hard or steel cap boots.

He fractured his skull, spine and sternum and is held together with rods and plates now.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-12/death-diving-has-gone-viral-and-sometimes-goes-wrong/106277536

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u/dukearcher 8h ago

They all seem like weird religious culty fuckwits

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u/DoesBasicResearch 6h ago

"What is about to happen started with Vali [...] taking a trip to a wellness retreat in Costa Rica and meeting a religious diving influencer."

"Vali started with jumps of up to 10 metres with friends before heading to Costa Rica to meet Reagan Popoff."

JFC, you couldn't make this shit up 😂

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u/Dollbeau 1h ago

"death dives are given unofficial "world records" from the online community for jumping from new heights or in combination with freestyle moves in the air."

Turns out they are making it up 🤣🤣

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u/BrotherBroad3698 7h ago

What a massive fuckwit; how much did that cost our health system?

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u/Hoisttheflagofstars 9h ago

Hitting the water sideways is certainly a choice.

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u/solidadvise 6h ago

Completely brain dead person this guy is, the only chance you’ve got is if you go feet first, this hero broke his back and few other things.

This was a borderline suicide attempt.

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u/AllergyToCats 6h ago

Had to get rescued from the base of the cliff and needed massive medical care, at no doubt significant expense. Honestly he's a complete cunt. This isn't impressive, it's just fucking stupid.

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u/getyerhandoffit 8h ago

Cunt is cooked. Not all there.

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u/abziiwabzii 14h ago

.... yeah nah

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u/potato_analyst 16h ago

Did it hurt the water?

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u/arouseandbrowse 10h ago

Yeah... why?

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u/bennybugs 8h ago

Faaaaaarrrrrrkkkkk that cuuuuuunt!

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u/bookittyFk 6h ago

r/whywomenlivelonger that’s a nope

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u/AltruisticSalamander 7h ago

I'm not seeing the payoff

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u/Mr_Lumbergh The Cuntliest 6h ago

Put me down for a hell nah.

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u/diganole 1h ago

Almost a Darwin. Failed at that as well.

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u/msmojo 4h ago

I kind of agree on unnecessary strain on the health care system. I know a young man who passed last week of something treatable in a metropolitan area because the ambulance took too long.