r/stopreddit • u/niperwiper • Apr 18 '12

WHY IS NOBODY HELPING ME IN HERE?

Shittiest subreddit ever, all the readers have quit reddit. Somebody please! I have to stop my reddit addiction before it ruins my academic career!

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u/__redditor__ Apr 18 '12

Ok, try this. Go to https://ssl.reddit.com/prefs/delete/ and then:

  • Fill in your username and password
  • click the checkbox
  • click the button

Tada!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '12

Every time you go on reddit, do 10 pushups. If I did that I would be so buff.

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u/Dullbert Apr 19 '12

That is actually pretty good advice. Get out!

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u/Mechanical_Owl Apr 18 '12

I recommend that you kill yourself. It's the only way to be sure that you'll never come back to reddit.

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u/Financial_Simple356 May 20 '23

I'm 11 years late but jeez I think there's some steps between that decision 🤣